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Joined October 2011
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Dan Evans retweeted
Only 3204 hours before we Spring forward, back to civilized time.
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Dan Evans retweeted
Liftoff of Starship's first orbital flight
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New Music NEXT WEEK! Anyone who Reposts + Likes this will get a DM with an early listen to 'Renew Astronauts'. 🚀
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Tonight’s lightning over northern Youngsville facing toward Franklinton. @NWSRaleigh @RaleighWx @wral
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*finishes taxes* Me: Okay, I owe $2,300. IRS: Do you? Me: Do I? IRS: You’ll find out!
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Dan Evans retweeted
IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail Happy tax day!
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This is epic!
.@POTUS does a little on-air play-by-play during the @Commanders-@Lions game 🤣
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Jesus can change your life.
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I've had to keep quiet about this all week And now it's finally official The TPUSA All American Halftime Show is happening
🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 It’s true, Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show. Performers and event details coming soon. 2.8.2026 AMERICANHALFTIMESHOW.COM
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What is this new trend of flying with the window shades down on DAYTIME flights? You’ve got sweeping views of the most intricate planet known to man and you’d rather sit in a dimly LED-lit tube?! No wonder people are depressed & dysregulated.
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A cheeseburger from 5 Guys is the same exact price as a 2023 Dodge Challenger
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The simpler system is better.
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.@slcairport did not have to go this hard on the interior design, but they did and I’m here for it.
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There is no longer any reason to stay loyal to @SouthwestAir. They’ve lost everything about them that made them unique.
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Dan Evans retweeted
Be honest Tesla owners, how much did you spend on maintenance in the last 12 months? * Excluding vandalism repair. 🥲
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Can you believe people actually pay to destroy their paint in brush car washes?
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The support for Elon Musk is MASSIVE This video has 394k Likes Elon Musk “You get taxed on what you earn, you get taxed on what you buy, and you get taxed on what you own And it's like, okay, this is taxes, taxes, taxes. And then what does it get spent on? A bunch of the stuff it gets spent on you don't even agree with. So that's why we need to reduce the size of government and just spend less money and let the people keep a lot more of their hard earned money.”
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