Dan Evans retweeted
New Music NEXT WEEK! Anyone who Reposts + Likes this will get a DM with an early listen to 'Renew Astronauts'. 🚀
Tonight’s lightning over northern Youngsville facing toward Franklinton. @NWSRaleigh @RaleighWx @wral
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Dan Evans retweeted
*finishes taxes*
Me: Okay, I owe $2,300.
IRS: Do you?
Me: Do I?
IRS: You’ll find out!
Dan Evans retweeted
IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Happy tax day!
President Trump Delivers an Address to the Nation teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1YqKDNBMA…
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Dan Evans retweeted
I've had to keep quiet about this all week
And now it's finally official
The TPUSA All American Halftime Show is happening
🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
It’s true, Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show.
Performers and event details coming soon.
2.8.2026
AMERICANHALFTIMESHOW.COM
Dan Evans retweeted
What is this new trend of flying with the window shades down on DAYTIME flights? You’ve got sweeping views of the most intricate planet known to man and you’d rather sit in a dimly LED-lit tube?!
No wonder people are depressed & dysregulated.
.@slcairport did not have to go this hard on the interior design, but they did and I’m here for it.
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There is no longer any reason to stay loyal to @SouthwestAir. They’ve lost everything about them that made them unique.
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Dan Evans retweeted
Be honest Tesla owners, how much did you spend on maintenance in the last 12 months?
* Excluding vandalism repair. 🥲
Dan Evans retweeted
The support for Elon Musk is MASSIVE
This video has 394k Likes
Elon Musk “You get taxed on what you earn, you get taxed on what you buy, and you get taxed on what you own
And it's like, okay, this is taxes, taxes, taxes. And then what does it get spent on? A bunch of the stuff it gets spent on you don't even agree with.
So that's why we need to reduce the size of government and just spend less money and let the people keep a lot more of their hard earned money.”




































