DanTansky

ALT Book cover of "The Cruel Prince" by Holly Black displayed on a weathered wooden surface, surrounded by red roses and green eucalyptus leaves. A gold crown and thorny branches are artistically arranged across the cover.

ALT Garden gnome with red pointed hat peeking from behind mossy rocks with text "Sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again".

ALT A two-panel meme titled "snow mind control" showing three confident female characters in white and blue uniforms (Emma Frost, Sue Storm & ???) with arms crossed in the top panel; and in the bottom panel a hypnotized Miles Morales with spiral eyes saluting and saying "Your wish is my command ma'am" with large blue eyes in the background behind him.

ALT A toilet that looks like a face.

ALT Comic illustration showing a large dark purple raven perched on a branch against a fiery orange and pink sky, speaking to a small red mouse below. The mouse asks "DO YOU HAVE A GOD?" The raven says "SEVERAL, AND THEY ALL OWE ME MONEY." Credit: Earthy Herbs @copperwoodhollow

ALT A post by: stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ my absolute favourite brand of Reddit story is men posting things like "I bullied my wife into an open relationship and it turns out she's a very desirable goddess and I'm somewhat of an unfuckable troll how do I fix my relationship?"