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First thing I’ll be doing is remixing the songs of Leonard Cohen as sung by Jedward….

The poor judgement floodgates are now well and truly open following Brand’s conviction. Probably a fair number of rightfully anxious celebs right now. Expecting backtracking of epic proportions. The PR folks will be revising their hourly rates as we speak. What a world!

Ha ha. That’s hilarious. They are just making this sh*t up as they go now. I mean why not just not bother having a timetable at all? We can all just randomly rock up to the station; you might be lucky - you might not. Oh, hang on a minute…as you were.

What a vacuous example of second sight

Hey - Russell’s style of football has just been begging for a world class team to action it. Man U aren’t it though..

Be great if we could get a kitty version too!😀

The thing that’s troubling me most today is why, in the opening credits of ‘Poirot’ a LNER train steams past Battersea Power Station. It’s really not too late to put this right, guys.

We know why. The whole shebang is a chaotic shambles.

It’s depressing that there are now multiple generations of folk who don’t know cheese and onion crisps = green packet.

You sound nice.

That moment when you check @SW_Help for trouble on the line before your commute - see ‘disruption expected until’ and just know it’s gonna be an all-dayer. 8:00: 10:00: 13:00. People using SWR for work cannot guarantee arrival in the office on any particular day. Just not fit FP.

Ok. Fairs. Josh Widecombe skit with the poison dart. Funny stuff. Some will say I’m easily pleased. I say, get stuffed. Josh is a keeper. #strictly

On the plus side, dirt cheap if you can find 90 mates to share with you…

Yep. Reckon I’ll last a day. 2, max.

Jesus H C

Done for sometime - ever since following @LucyGoBag

Cool. Cool.

Rimming.