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Dan Burdick

@DanielBurdick

Half-Minotaur/Half-Centaur. https://teapaw.org/t.co/W7JLLTAN02

Joined October 2009
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Dan Burdick@DanielBurdick23 Mar 2020
Replying to @rightupyouralii
until my mid-twenties I thought general anesthetic was the generic brand and local anesthetic was the hospital’s homebrew
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A nut for a jar of tuna? Naw you got that shit backwards dawg
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You guys if we domesticate raccoons they can HAND US THINGS
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Me and who
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見たことのない飲み方
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Tag yourself I'm Zi White Woman
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@NCAABuzzerBtersOct 23
The 2026-27 Men's Basketball First-Team All-Name Team (All Levels)
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For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Diva baby - hated color.
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Y'know what maybe I do bite my thumb at thee
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Dan Burdick@DanielBurdickAug 9
Replying to @SteelCitySteph
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I hope Elon lets the money change him.
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Sapiosexual 🌳🍯
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Every new opp is a new opp
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If I'm ever frustrated with Sam Rockwell in our real life friendship I'm gonna say aw why dontcha go supply smokes to the foot clan
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Try not to make the classic blunder today of barfing in a sombrero and then forgetting and putting it back on.
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Artax in the Swamp of Sadness. Let that sink in.
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They should make a new Oscar category for Alanna Ubach just called Best
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Most Jewish holidays are pretty cool metal band names.
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I would trust this crew with literally any mission.
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Buying the Eiffel Tower over and over from until the scammer starts getting visibly uncomfortable
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Imagine being named Rob Zombie and then growing up to do all that stuff
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