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Metal Fan, CrossFitter, 'Ecommerce Marketing Wizard', Narrowboater, Idiot

Bracknell, United Kingdom
Joined March 2010
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Hey, 25 year olds who don't have 45 grand. Hammond got ya. The 1 year old version of that car is only 10 grand but that'snot for you, your only option is a Fiesta from 1989 that you somehow have to run on chimney scrapings. Idiot.
The uncomfortable truth about electric carsβ€¦πŸš™ #RichardHammond
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Met one of the world's strongest women yesterday πŸ€˜πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ✌️
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Doomscrolling while sat unnecessarily awkwardly in a bumpy seat and trying not to spill your coffee flavoured milkshake down your chin is the opposite of "coffee and contemplation" Just an fyi
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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Halloween themed CrossFit competition last night Stupidly wore a skelly morph suit with built in gloves, had to adapt it on the fly so I could do pull-ups, ended up looking like a Mexican wrestler
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I dunno man, people could already do this in 1973 yet the number of times I've found this useful irl = 0
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As a narrowboat owner that boat image is sending me 🀣🀣🀣
Spot the mistakes πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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I'm not signing up to premium until @elonmusk fixes this
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Couple of surprises in my 5x5 this week lol
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Been going down a serious Nevermore rabbit hole recently This is a nice story about Jeff Loomis meeting bew guitarist Jack Cattoi
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Metal Church by the band Metal Church from the album Metal Church
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Grok can fuck off, but based on my ChatGPT history this is what that AI reckons the world run by me would look like Pretty sweet imo
Here's a vision of the world under my rule: endless metal (Metallica forever, death/doom riffs mandatory), Liverpool glory under strict fair-play rules with redistributed riches, protected public broadcasting, and a whole lot of family-minded kindness mixed with energy.
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It would be nice if muting words on here also applied to quoted tweets Kinda sick of "Drake's goth" and "Danny Tommo" getting inserted into my feed by rage-baited quote-tweeters
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Yeah AI Slop is awful, but at least it's more coherent than the human written (I assume) bios of Nevermore members on Wikipedia It took me ten goes to understand this section on Jeff Loomis. The Warrel Dane page is just as bad Yet when I suggest Wikipedia edits...
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Hippie shit. Making a new narrowboat deck board/engine cover, ran the power tools from a portable battery pack and then recharged the battery pack from a portable solar panel Even overcast late in Sept it will be recharged before the paint dries
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