@DanielWatson5

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 Melbourne
Joined June 2011
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I won’t stop laughing at this for a long time. Unbelievable – at Wandsworth, London
Jonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNews3 Jul 2020
Fucking hell Boris, the pubs aren’t even open yet...
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@Mci_tony_Oct 26
back to when jose mourinho gave the greatest press conference of all time..😶‍🌫️
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Replying to @bykemp
Great point. Migrants definitely add much more than just casual labour. Science, med, tech, eng, trades etc I think the clip does a very good job of targeting 🟧 voters to help them see second order effects of ON policies. They’re usually too stupid to grasp these on their own
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‘Australia without migrant workers’ Who made this? 👏 Mandatory viewing for any fool who still doesn’t understand the implications of slamming the gates shut.
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He's home. Finally, a true son of the west.
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SportsBall
@_SportsBall_Oct 2
The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️
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There’s only one Marcus Bontempelli 🐐 A club record equalling seventh Charles Sutton medal for Bont 👑 📖 bit.ly/3TcvCav
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juju 💰
@ayeejujuSep 27
my mom was right… it was the damn phone
Pico 🎈
@PiicoolsAug 9
high school in 2004
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Wow. Compare this to the channel 7 commentary yesterday, chalk and cheese.
SEN 1116@1116senSep 27
🗣️ “Glory, legacy, dynasty. The Brisbane Lions achieve the fabled three-peat.” - @GerardWhateley Four goals in time-on. WILL ASHCROFT taking over. A GRAND FINAL comeback for the AGES 🏆🏆🏆 #AFLGF | @maccas
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If Naughton was playing like Chol, it would have already been tweeted by corn. Where’s the accountability? @kanecornes @davidking34 @Sammy__Edmund
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hahahahahahahaha holy shit, the state of that angle
Liverpool FC
@LFCSep 16
Perfection ✨
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Climax that made the entire theatre silent…
Alex Coleman@DarkOfTheMovieAug 18
19 down. Infinity War is still the best.
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Anyone for the QR code you need to scan to vote for Gary’s GVP award? #AFL #AFL360
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸
Prime Minister of Israel
@IsraeliPMJul 18
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu met in his office with the Ambassador of Argentina to Israel, Rabbi Shimon Axel Wahnish, and wished great success to the Argentine national team in the World Cup final taking place tomorrow. Ambassador Wahnish presented the Prime Minister with an audio greeting from the President of Argentina, Javier Milei: "You are my friend, always supporting us. I was happy to hear that you are rooting for Argentina because of me." Prime Minister Netanyahu replied to President Milei: "Javier, you are a friend. A true friend. You are a great friend, we support you, we support Argentina in so many ways, including tomorrow. Good luck!"
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JonnyUtd
@Fx1JonnyJul 7
I’d rather have a country full of people like this gentleman. Than thick uneducated 🛎️ ends like these 2 interrogating him. Stayed calm and composed and let them expose themselves. Well played fella 👏👏
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Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament
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Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappeJul 6
Madame Celeste Amarilla, Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction. Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays. Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.
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EuroFoot
@eurofootcomJul 6
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤣 John Stones pretends his shoulder is hurt then begins to dance in the England changing room. 🕺 Tuchel was genuinely worried at one point that the injury was real. 😅
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Erling Haaland
@ErlingJul 5
Well well well 😂
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Can’t believe a fucking witch doctor cost me $700 off $2.50. Should have known they’d do something like this 🧙
Bayern & Germany
@iMiaSanMiaJun 22
Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana "I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana" [@dailystar]
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