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Danny Dechi

@DannyDechi

Comedian, writer, and world's only pencil musician

 San Francisco
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Joined April 2009
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Nature shows that show animals out in the wild, actually use AI to make human actors appear as animals. When you see giraffe hunting down an elephant to eat, or couple of hyenas lying down smoking cigarettes after sex, it’s really human actors. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science!
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Worse comedian ever. Always has to explain that it's a joke. huffpost.com/entry/trump-ref…
Trump's Urgent Election Day Message To America: The News 'Wrongly' Covered My 'Joke'

Trump's Urgent Election Day Message To America: The News 'Wrongly' Covered My 'Joke'

The president plopped his complaints about the press — and a “lightweight” Democrat — onto his platform on the final day of voting.

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Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host @DannyDechi ! Monday, October 26th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi/
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Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi. 5,290 followers · 32 talking about this. Did you know that Futons are made out of Tofu? Late Late Show with James Corden, New Gong Show, AGT

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#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, October 16th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco
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Religion is to humans, as what asteroid was to dinosaurs.
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Danny Dechi on Comedy Day_09-20-2026 youtu.be/GrPLqo_lUKs?si=Zh90… via @YouTube
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Comedy Day_09-20-2026

Danny Dechi performs on Comedy Day at San Francisco Golden Gate Park!

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#Today! Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host @DannyDechi! Monday, September 28th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi/
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Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi. 5,290 followers · 32 talking about this. Did you know that Futons are made out of Tofu? Late Late Show with James Corden, New Gong Show, AGT

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Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host @DannyDechi! Monday, September 28th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi/
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Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi. 5,290 followers · 32 talking about this. Did you know that Futons are made out of Tofu? Late Late Show with James Corden, New Gong Show, AGT

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I'm safe from the food recall. I got these hotdogs during the Biden administration.
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#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, September 18th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco
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What if there was some program that when you reach a certain age, you would visit the doctor that delivered you as a baby, and you could slap them back?
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They say: How do you know you don’t like marijuana unless you try it? Well I say: Why don’t you try eating JellO with anchovies? How do you know you won’t like it unless you try it? Why don’t you staple your tongue to a pigeon? How do you know you won’t like it unless you try it?
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Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host @DannyDechi! Monday, July 27th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi/
Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi. 5,290 followers · 32 talking about this. Did you know that Futons are made out of Tofu? Late Late Show with James Corden, New Gong Show, AGT

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Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host @DannyDechi! Monday, July 27th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free! facebook.com/danny.dechi/
Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi

Danny Dechi. 5,290 followers · 32 talking about this. Did you know that Futons are made out of Tofu? Late Late Show with James Corden, New Gong Show, AGT

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Congratulations! Trump has more Non-Participation trophies than anybody. foxnebraska.com/news/nation-…
'Wow!': Trump thrilled as Dodgers give him World Series ring during White House visit

'Wow!': Trump thrilled as Dodgers give him World Series ring during White House visit

President Donald Trump welcomed Shohei Ohtani and the reigning World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers to the White House on Thursday.

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