This might be the turning point in Manchester United’s season. Bruno Fernandes and Michael Carrick are back on the same page. I only feel bad for Xabi Alonso because we’re definitely ending our losing streak against them. Maybe, just maybe, Michael Carrick will see out the year as Manchester United manager after all.

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• · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

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@gnf_ogoOct 27

wait, tinubu meet fuel for 200 naira ??

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iDAN 🦸🏽 · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:37 AM UTC

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iDAN 🦸🏽

@dangbanamanagerOct 27

When Tinubu leaves power, lagos celebrities will have their voice back but I will make it a duty to sponsor people to humiliate them.

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lenci · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:54 PM UTC

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lenci

@badbalenci22h

i used to wanna fuck my auntie

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Innocent_ · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:10 AM UTC

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Innocent_

@Innocent84916h

Haters we’re up with greetings from Fleetwood Town.😁

WelBeast

@WelBeast28 Aug 2025

Haters we’re up with greetings from Grimsby Town.

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🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷 · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:36 PM UTC

🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷@DannyWinks07h

Sporting 🇵🇹 2-1 Maritimo 🇵🇹 ✅ Torino 🇮🇹 1-3 Como 🇮🇹 ✅ Recreativo Heulva 🇪🇸 2-3 Rayo vallecano 🇪🇸✅

🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷@DannyWinks0Oct 27

Today’s correct score prediction: Sporting 🇵🇹 2-1 Maritimo 🇵🇹 Torino 🇮🇹 1-3 Como 🇮🇹 Recreativo Heulva 🇪🇸 2-3 Rayo vallecano 🇪🇸

Bestmann · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:19 PM UTC

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Bestmann@Big_BestmannOct 27

If you like defeat lust, if you no get money, nothing for you

🕊

@sirtrickzzOct 27

a man who has defeated lust has already won.

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BigBoss Luffy · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC

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BigBoss Luffy@BB_Luffyxx21h

best part of rape jokes is that I don't need your consent to tell them!

rova

@rovabtwOct 26

RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY

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STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:50 PM UTC

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STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬

@bayern_MOB9h

This is why fans are not allowed to vote

𝓖𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓸𝓷@iam_gideon15Oct 27

The Ballon dor would be 10x more interesting if fans voted instead of journalists.

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Vampz · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:28 AM UTC

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Vampz

@Hybrid_Ola14h

Random 𝕏 user: Toluwani’s wife should allow her husband to be buried in his house. 𝕏 women: She needs to train her kids. The house is an investment in case she needs to sell it. Mummy Zee: Why is Toluwani’s wife refusing to let them bury her husband in his house? Is she planning to sell it? 𝕏 women: You are a wickëd woman! How can you say this to a woman who just lost her husband? If it’s the food Mummy Zee cooked for her husband that is paining you people, I hope you don’t heal 🤣

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🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷 · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:59 PM UTC

🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷@DannyWinks08h

If Una don drag am finish , carry the pussy give @SirDavidBent

Sir Dickson

@Wizarab108h

I don't know what you are talking about. Na still misogynists like @neo_officialll these women go give vagina to.

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Sir Dickson · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:53 PM UTC

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Sir Dickson

@Wizarab108h

I don't know what you are talking about. Na still misogynists like @neo_officialll these women go give vagina to.

YOM🗣️

@ThaBoyYom11h

*Correction! . . . Na still misogynists like @Wizarab10 these women go give vagina to.

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World of Statistics · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:01 AM UTC

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World of Statistics

@stats_feed20h

Only three people in the world can travel anywhere legally without a passport: 1. King Charles III 🇬🇧 2. Emperor Naruhito 🇯🇵 3. Empress Masako 🇯🇵

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Sholy Nation Sports · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:38 AM UTC

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Sholy Nation Sports

@Sholynationsp13h

🇦🇷 Football might never see the level Lionel Messi reached in the 2018/19 season for Barcelona again. 👕 50 games ⚽️ 51 goals 🎯 19 assists 🤝 70 goal involvements (1.40 per game) 🥅 5 penalty goals 😮 8 free-kick goals 🎩 4 hat-tricks 🏆 La Liga 🏆 Spanish Super Cup 🥇 Champions League top scorer 🥇 Champions League Best Forward 🥇 Champions League Goal of the Season 🥇 La Liga top scorer 🥇 La Liga assist leader 🥇 La Liga Best Player 🥇 European Golden Shoe 🥇 Ballon d’Or 🥇 FIFA The Best GOAT! 🐐

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UGO & The Big Steppers · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:50 AM UTC

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UGO & The Big Steppers

@UGOOOTWEETS15h

We need something of the same level as Eziokwu. I hope you find your spark again Odumodublvck ✌🏿✌🏿

INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️

@Odumodublvck_Oct 27

THE ALBUM IS CLOSE. THE TRUTH IS NEAR. THE RISE OF THE MACHINE.

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Marco Messina · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:30 PM UTC

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Marco Messina

@IFTVMarcoOct 27

Serie A is unbelievable this year Entertainment. Drama. Comebacks. Quality. Positive football. Attacking football. Courage. I don’t think there’s a more exciting league in the world so far.

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🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷 · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:37 AM UTC

🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷@DannyWinks017h

Yeah mate, let’s pretend like an African country didn’t know your BUM outta World Cup

@TheFutbolcompsOct 27

If Ronaldo had faced Algeria, Egypt and Australia at the last World Cup, he would’ve won it. But FIFA keeps giving him the group of death while Pessi gets the easiest opponents. Always against him, man. 💔

🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷 · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:38 AM UTC

🍁•ᛕᵃᶬ𝗌𝚒ý٥c𝕙𝑢ӄ𝕨𝔲•🍁🇦🇷🇧🇷@DannyWinks014h

Knock*