Danny Cannon

Someone come look at this

Anyone that can explain to me why my insurance premium has just gone up by adding my private plate and convince me it’s not extortion gets a goldfish!! #geoffreysinsurance

I’ve been drinking more alcohol for de past 5 days, did you check on me 🍺🍺🍺

So @PostMalone who ended up with the T-shirt I threw on the stage tonight 🤣🤣🤣 amazing night! Thank you so very fucking much

I have convinced myself that @VancityReynolds bought Wrexham FC because it sounds like Rectum 🤷🏻‍♂️ #upthetown

Titan festival booked @TPAIN can I get a haawwwyeehhh

Thanks to EDF my money now jiggle jiggles, NOT folds

All in favour of dropping Jake Paul in Russia to sort these bludclart snowman shaggers out say Aiii 🙋🏻‍♂️

Thanks to @PlayStation for failing to update warzone while in rest mode!!! It give me chance to finally do my pots 🤣🤣🤣

#facebookdown #instagramdown #watsappdown

They made it #facebookdown #instagramdown #watsappdown

If #ClarksonsFarm gets axed I’m cancelling my subscription 👌🏼

Ask yourself this.. did we deserve it!! The players did but we didn’t, look at the chaos we have caused and not to mention racially abusing our own boys for a missed penalty 😔 our team deserves better!!! #englandfans #dobetter

Sick to death of having to hard reset my computer because of Warzone update bugs freezing it!! back in January this completely totalled my last PlayStation that was 8 month old! Sort your shit out @Treyarch @Activision