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Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
Let’s not forget Kobbie Mainoo’s performace amongst this incredible feeling, he is a special, special player 🤩 Yaaaannnniiittteeedddd 👹
Pivotal figures of our past, present and future.
Today, and always, we remember our Busby Babes: the #FlowersofManchester 🌹🕊️
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Daniel Baugh retweeted
A 3 day old daughter, yet he still managed to pump out a fucking belter of a comms for our amusement 👏🏻
I’d still have eyes like pissholes in the snow from lack of sleep, worry, celebrating etc etc
Give that tweet a bastard retweet for the lad! – at Limerick, Ireland
United We Stand to keep me going on the flight to Marrakesh 👌 @AndyMitten
#Legend 👏
Daniel Baugh retweeted
Let's get right behind the lads Sunday evening, the whole stadium rocking from the first minute.
We've left it the hard route now with 3 wins needed let's push the boys over the line with that famous atmosphere.
Get in the ground early!!!!
PLEASE RETWEET AND SHARE. 🏴
Spot on 👏
Erik ten Hag was appointed to restore standards at #MUFC. The team had lost its identity and, in parts, its discipline. The club had lost its way, partly because the owners' focus is solely on money. Team and club need a reboot. Whatever happens today against #BHAFC (well-run team, brilliantly-run club, proper owner), Ten Hag has to be allowed to continue this difficult but vital team rebuild.
He has some exceptional players, Rashford, Onana, Bruno etc. He has the promise of Hojlund, Garnacho etc. Ten Hag's a good manager who quickly identified the malaise, the selfishness of some, and the inability or unwillingess of others to fit his tactical plan. He's won a trophy, returned United to the Champions League, and still has some clearing out and strengthening to do. Some people don't like his honesty but he's simply delivering home truths. And United need that.
I’m in agreement that it weren’t a low blow but it’s a ridiculous statement to say that cost Dubois the title, if the ref had started counting, Usyk would have got up, he just took advantage and utilised the time 🤷♂️ Just my opinion! #UsykDubios
Daniel Baugh retweeted
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We welcome @ACPontymister to the Dai Jayne on the 29th
#JDWelshCup
#UPPASTAGS
Dear @OVOEnergy, as you are now sending me letters for “Urgent” payment, I can confirm come December 2023, I will also be sending you letters for urgent release of my “Credit”, as of Dec 2022, I was just shy of £1000 credit, so I’m hoping for a very merry Xmas from yourselves 👍
Daniel Baugh retweeted
Llanhilleth Athletic FC 2023/24 Home Shirt, now available to pre-order using link below. @LlanAFC
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Daniel Baugh retweeted
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The stags new home kit for the
2023-2024 Season
Big shout out to @TeamTorSports and our main sponsor SWAN EMS
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