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Three-time Super Bowl Champ. Your favorite fourth-tier friend.

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Joined March 2009
Want a Mahomes signed ball underneath your Christmas tree? 🎄 RT for a chance to win! #ProBowlVote + @PatrickMahomes
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Watching this game on TV
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I better go superviral for this...
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Concepts of a Plan is my rapper name and whatnot.
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🚨 Giveaway 🚨 Hooking up one fan with a pair of tickets to a football game of choice (regular season)! To enter: ▫️ Must be following TickPick ▫️ Retweet this tweet ▫️ Comment the game you want to go to Randomly selecting one winner next Wednesday!
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Don't even ask about the time I took Bob Seger to the disco. I couldn't even get him out on the floor. Although we did have fun reminiscing about the days of old and whatnot.
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Finally! I am sick as hell of 1st graders coveting my neighbor's wife and whatnot.
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This is exactly what we’re looking for👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Helping young or inexperienced players is really necessary for the success of the TEAM! Guys can’t do it by themselves, it takes encouragement, wisdom and imparting knowledge, everyone has to pitch in💪🏾Glad to see Mercole back on the scene, makes the WR’s group complete for the Fastest and Most exciting Offense in the NFL! Let’s get it🔥🚀✈️💨🔥💯
#Chiefs Mecole Hardman giving Louis Rees-Zammit some pointers at returner.. Another veteran presence for LRZ to learn from..
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The man with the Super Bowl game-winner returns ✈️ Welcome back, @MecoleHardman4!
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OMG DON FOUND GUILTY ON 34 COUNTS OF TRYING TO TAKE DOWN FRAMED PHOTOS OF HOT LADIES FROM BUCA DI BEPPO MENS ROOM... CALLS GM "A DISGRACE".. "[CARBONARA] TOO EXPENSIVE...JUST PEAS AND EGGS"
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It is that time of year again & No one knows who will be in the 2024 @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse but I always love looking back. Here is 1 of my favorites - @DesmondHoward #EarlCampbell @RGIII #sambradford #TonyDorsett Repost & Follow us for a chance to win a signed pic #SandersSponsors
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My favorite candy that you eat from the broken neck of a beloved fictional character is probably Pez and whatnot.
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Fearless in Devotion…. RISING TO PROMOTION! 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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If your mascot isn’t a mustachioed alcoholic in lederhosen who lives in a chalet and frequently slides into a giant beer mug you’re not fucking trying hard enough.
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“Who is one person who has been in my kitchen?”
“Who is Mecole Hardman?” is now a Jeopardy Question. But did they get it right? No, no they didn’t. #Chiefs
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Hi hello. If anyone would part with their Bobby Witt bobblehead from todays Opening Day game, my mom really wants one and couldn’t go. Would trade homemade cookies or cake for one!
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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Courtesy of our guy @Coreyo4 we are giving away 3 awesome Chiefs prints! To enter: 1⃣RT + Like THIS TWEET 2⃣Comment your favorite moment from the Chiefs 2023 season! Giveaway ends April 8th at Midnight, see below for further details and bonus entries 👀 #ChiefsKingdom | #Chiefs
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Katie Britt is so bad she couldn’t be in one of my movies.
Trump cultist Katie Britt smiles as she talks about how American families are hurting.
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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Let’s kickoff the offseason big by giving away this signed @RiceRashee11 jersey✍️ All you need to do to enter: 1️⃣RETWEET 2️⃣FOLLOW @ArrowheadLive & @TSEKansasCity ⏳Giveaway ends 3/9 @ 7pm CST⏳ #Chiefs | #ChiefsKingdom
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Elon Musk has unveiled an incredible new tweet feature
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