Intolerant left handed. Human Stegosaurus. Sometimes my mouth words have trouble translating my brain thoughts.
Massachusetts, USA
Joined January 2017
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Anyone whose ancestors came to this country, lose all credibility with me if they support Trump. Immigrant card revoked. You should know better. He is a racist xenophobic nativist bigot. A new "know nothing"
Bill the Butcher writ large. That is all.
#ImmigrationNation #Trump
Ruin a phrase by taking away one letter. I will go first.
Armalite Nuns.
#takealetteraway
#phrasing
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The Parents of the Ewen High School students voting to shut down the Prom:
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#Carrie #bsg
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#boston
TOYSTORY EVERYWHERE imgflip.com/i/b303mx
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Cannon Rule #79:
It's not conservative vs progressive.
It's not left vs right.
It's not Democrats vs Republicans.
It's the wealthy minority vs
All of Us.
#life
#Wisdom
#suckitelon
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Cannon Law #23:
While individual people are smart and intuitive and opinionated, don't underestimate the stupidity of groups in large numbers. Dumb people have power in groups.
#commonsense
#sayings
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So Trump's grandfather made his money by running a brothel during the Yukon gold rush. A real bitches to riches story. And I am not talking about the sex workers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#Yukon
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So the Jehovas Witnesses can now do blood transfusions. What's next? The Quakers gonna bomb southeast Asia?
#jehovaswitness #Nixon
#vietnam
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Robert Kraft's security when you are at a Pats game a tweet something negative:
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#edsheeran
#MacklemorePaperTrail
#Gillettestadium
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When you find out that living near a golf course can heighten ones chance of getting Parkinson's:
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Cannon Law number 21:
When a person loses a parent at a young age, they will have less fear than those who haven't.
Because they have already been through the worst thing in the world.
#lanterns
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Cannon Law 67: On a long enough timeline, everyone's ancestors (everyone's) were immigrants.
#ice
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I wonder why so many German Shepherd's in the US come from Alabama.........
#operationpaperclip
#Huntsville
#nasa
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Adolf Eichmann largely was caught because his son bragged to a girl that his dad was a high ranking n*zi. Oh and he used his dad's real last name. Name of the Argentinian town where they lived? Moron. True story.
#trustworthy
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