Hiya 👋, As you probably know I resigned from Twitter a couple of weeks ago. I have had the most amazing 10 years and will forever feel grateful for that time. I felt it was the right time for me to step aside, take a break and find an exciting new adventure… 🧵

I accept that taking phone calls in an enclosed yet private space (eg a restaurant) can be acceptable (this mainly depends on volume). Can we agree that FaceTiming/Video calling in same said spaces are wholly unacceptable?

Have spent 6 mths researching courier companies & ranking on speed, service, expertise etc. Overall results below. If courier is not listed, I have limited experience of them 1 (best) DPD 2 UPS 3 joint DHL/Parcelforce/Royal Mail 4 Carrier pigeon 5 limbless, blind creature 6 Evri

I have flown with BA all my life. They are my default airline and despite a few hiccups here and there, I enjoy my experience with them. That said their app is less sophisticated than an app I would have downloaded 10 years ago for my local chip shop.

.@LewisCapaldi is my hero and based on this weekend, he is the hero of the 100k+ at Glasto and based on their actions at said Glasto, they are also heroes to me.

Went to see @Harry_Styles yesterday with the ledge @brucedaisley. Incredible live. He’s the best British ‘frontman’ I can remember for years. (Harry I mean, not Bruce. That said Bruce isn’t far behind).

People always ask me ‘when are you going to restart your film reviews that we love?’. Sorry to those that missed them but to kick things off once again: AVATAR 2 - beautifully immersive and introduction of strong new characters. But 3hr 12m, come on bro. That is LONGGGG

Listen team I know I’m late to the party but I’m on final ep of The Traitors and A) it’s amazing TV B) I think @ClaudiaWinkle is absolutely superb. Thanks and take care

Hi team 👋 Happy New Year to us all. 2023 is gonna be our year I reckon. Probably.

I love Harry

Whatever happens what Southgate has done with the mentality of England has been sensational IMHO.

Hiya quick poll for Slack users. How many groups are you a member of? For those not on Slack, hope you’re all well.

Stats: - The Prem League is 30 yrs old. - The record number of goals scored by any one player is 32 in a 38 game season (34 goals is the record in the initial three 42 game seasons). - The average number for the golden boot is 25.8. @erling is on track for over 66.

Hi team quick one for you. How long is it acceptable to be kept on hold by a business?