Darren The-Fridge

There’s no breakfast like CORNFLAKE breakfast

Just followed my ex girlfriend on IG. I don’t know whats worse. Me looking or her consistently changing from private to public. Either way. She’s a wrongun

If you line my exes up in a row. You can see a flow chart of my mental illness

International friends day. If you in my circle. You ain’t friends. You family. #FriendshipDay

Last time I took somebody serious I ain't smile for a year & a half #IDFC

I was today years old when I learned that you can microwave stainless steel with no effect.

Name me a doughnut better than a Lidl chocolate hazelnut filled doughnut. There isn’t one!!

Frozen Chicago town, pizza kitchen, tiger crust are better than Morrison’s.

Soon as I turn 40. I start drinking Guinness. Is that even normal??

COVID what??? instagram.com/tv/CHycSrwgYjo…

Justin Beiber’s live performance on SNL just hits you differently!!

How many animals are there with poor sight that we don’t know about. That could do with glasses? #ThoughtOfTheDay

I can’t buy lightbulbs. But I can buy alcohol. Guess who’s getting drunk in the dark. (Candles are non essential too)

Do dogs howl at the moon. Because it’s a ball they can not reach?

We name our dogs. But have you ever wondered what your dogs have named you?

If water has no taste. How come water from different areas or even different brands of water taste different?

It is perfectly okey to admit that you’re not okey!

Isn’t it funny that we all have voices in our heads. You know. The one reading this right now and it also sounds like our actual voice to us.

I really tried to be my best and it got tricky I got some deep rooted issues in me I got some deep rooted issues tryna fix this I got some demons in my head they tryna trick me