Running when chased, dog whisperer, corporate pilot and cunning linguist. Always hot tubbing like it’s my job. #RollTide #SunDevil

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2011
On @PTI just now, they’re celebrating 25 years of the best sports show on TV… “25 MORE years!!” 😂🍾 #PTI25th #ESPN #congrats 🎉
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Hey buddy…
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“Are you still on Twitter” Me:
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FSU’s current biggest need in the portal is electricians
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That first solid cold front of fall is gonna hit like crack man…
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When Flock turns off replies, its Chief Information Security Officer is caught lying to a city council, and its CEO blocks questions from the public, the real question isn't why people distrust @Flock_Safety... it's why the company thinks it's earned the public's trust.
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That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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My uber driver to the airport is going 30 mph over the speed limit, has a check engine light on, & is blasting Metallica. We have now entered 30% tip territory…
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💯💯😉
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Georgia showing footage of the last to they beat Alabama in Sanford Stadium
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Georgia defender on 3rd and 1 with the game on the line
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Replying to @jdpickell
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Death, Taxes, Bama over Georgia
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The greatest football game I’ve ever seen in person. Incredible. Go Devils! 🔥🥂 #SunDevils
9/21/96 - One year after a 77-28 loss, #17 #ASU upset #1 Nebraska 19-0 in front of 74,089 at Sun Devil Stadium, snapping Nebraska 26-game winning streak. ASU recorded safeties in the 1st , 2nd, and 4th Q's. @snakestakes (20-26 for 292yds). ASU jumped from #17 to #6. #ForksUp
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I just found out my husband thought White Claws were energy drinks and he's been drinking one on the way to work every day.
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Boomers will literally wait in a hotel line to tell someone at the front desk that they are "checking out" instead of just going home.
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Never change #2025newyear
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This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name
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Have you considered Arizona State?
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