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Just a reminder that I'm on here a lot less--the place with bluer skies is much cooler--so you can find me there for my personal brand of shit-posting and weird photoshop creations. Anyway, here's a sage cat to remind you to be kind to yourself.
Finalized before you finish reading this sentence.
Alpenglow cut Solana’s finality to ~150ms, J.P. Morgan brought its tokenized money market funds onchain, and a tokenized stock did twice as much volume on Solana as on traditional exchanges.
Here’s what shipped:
📰 Headline News
- @anza_xyz shipped Alpenglow, slashing finality to ~150ms in Solana's biggest consensus upgrade yet
- @JPMorganAM’s tokenized money market funds went live on Solana
- @xStocksFi’s VIDAx did 2x the volume on Solana vs traditional exchanges over 30 days
📰 Launches
- Tokenized $TSLA, $META, and $AAPL went live via @sunrise, issued by @BackpackOnchain
- @JupiterExchange embedded native swaps into @DecryptMedia
- @1inch enabled trading for @Ondo's 450+ tokenized equities and ETFs on Solana
- @reflectmoney Create went live, enabling launch of custom yield-split stablecoin
- @BlockRunAI activated Zero Data Retention for privacy-first AI inference
- @birdeye_data launched Peak, a unified digital asset terminal for institutions
- @orca_so added Adaptive Fee profiles, featuring dynamic "Launch Spike" and "Quick Reset" curves
- @altitude shipped multi-entity support for unified corporate treasury and card management
- @listendotmoney debuted a vibe trading platform powered by AI agents for research and execution
- @MeteoraAG overhauled its DAMM v2 UI with max slippage controls and split-liquidity tools
- @alienorg integrated Solana Attestation Service to launch Proof of Human identity
- @openappsxyz launched AdPad, a USDC-settled peer-to-peer ad marketplace
- @Beezie opened Base-to-Solana migration for collectibles and wallet funds
- @Gableguardians shipped its free-to-play mobile game on @Android
- @peopledotfun opened the waitlist for its conviction trading platform
📰 Milestones
- Tokenized stock holders on Solana crossed 1.5M unique addresses
- Solana processed 8.92B successful non-vote txs in Q3 2026, up 104% from Q4 2025
- @humafinance processed $20B in payment volume, up nearly 3x YoY
- @Backpack Securities crossed $6B in cumulative volume
- @sunrise cleared $15B in total volume in under a year
- @Collector_Crypt recorded its biggest day yet with $24.3M gross revenue and 123K+ packs opened
- @solanamobile's dApp Store crossed 1,500 live apps
- @kamino’s AUTO Market surged 8x in a month, passing $170M in deposits
- Tokenized $SKHY via @sunrise surpassed $500M in cumulative volume
- @Raydium LaunchLab distributed tokenized stocks to 300K+ unique holders
- @solflare and @PhoenixTrade's wallet perps integration crossed $200M in volume
- @GrailBreak hit $1.5M in trading volume
- @hylo_so closed a $1M strategic round led by @SolanaVentures with participation from @colosseum
- @useDiversiFi climbed past $500K in total value locked
Three weeks to Breakpoint, and the next wave of speakers is confirmed. The City of London, the NYSE, the NBA, and the World Series of Poker, all on one stage.
Artwork by @doodles 🔥
Your exchange balance can update while the actual coins are still sitting in an old wallet. CoinDCX’s $15.99M disclosure makes that distinction painfully clear
went through one of my older Solana wallets today
191 empty token accounts can mean roughly 0.38 $SOL sitting in rent before fees, depending on the wallet
Sol-Incinerator finds the accounts, shows the amount first, then lets you reclaim the SOL
sol-incinerator.blockportal.…
my worst Solana trades finally paid me back
not because the tokens recovered
because their empty accounts were still holding SOL rent 💀
ran the graveyard through Sol Incinerator
sol-incinerator.blockportal.…
All value is programmable.
Welcome to the Token Supercycle.
Solana is the financial infra powering the token supercycle.
We're building toward a future where the internet capital market becomes the biggest capital market.
More thoughts here:
coindesk.com/opinion/2026/09…
The Sinking City 2 is looking like proper nightmare fuel, and if you want to support @Frogwares on it, the Kickstarter is now live for this Lovecraftian horror game:
gamespot.com/articles/the-si…
Mid-credits teaser for a movie sequel? Tired.
Ending the film with Frank Welker's voice and rave music? Wired.
youtu.be/4_fQ2BxMUn4?t=42
Is Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii the game of the year purely because I can dress up my little tiger cub pal as a buccaneer?
Yes, yes it is.
According to @MatthewFig the Metal Gear Solid franchise would actually be interesting if we replaced all the characters with Pokemon, and I agree with him.
Wolverine cowl is complete! Just got to work on suit parts now, but this project is coming along nicely.














