Trump started a war because he didn’t like
1. Being called TACO
2. His not so bigly birthday parade
3. The Epstein files being released
This guy really is a worthless POS
I knew that statue reminded me of someone… #DwayneWade #JeepersCreepers3
Talks of undocumented Venezuelan gangs taking over apartments have started to flood TikTok. Right around election season. The timing is always spot on.
I’m in TikTok jail for saying Gypsy Rose looks like a lizard. Looks like it’s time to just delete that app.
This Bat Signal “Popcorn Bucket” from @AMCTheatres is so badass and it illuminates the wall amazingly well in the dark
I encourage everyone at least once in their lifetime to get really stoned and then drive to Taco Bell with the windows down blasting the Ramones on a cool evening. You won’t regret it. 👌🏻
One time I sneezed and farted at the same time and the fart felt like it cut my butt hole. TMI Monday fact.
This ended up working out so well with this song. 😂😂 like and comment on this in TikTok if you open it in the app tiktok.com/t/ZPRo6J6dD/
I just went for a walk in my neighborhood and I feel like if I’m not looking down at my phone and I’m just walking with nothing in my hands I would look suspicious. Am I Just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Every now and then I get one of those overwhelming feelings that everything is right in the world and I feel great for about 10 seconds and then reality always yank me right back into the bullshit







