#Chels. process it...😴

Joined April 2019
Chelsea really won an early kickoff game away to Everton with a clean-sheet, i still can’t wrap my head around that bro😂
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UTC. 🔵🫡 #CFC | #CHETOT
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he fell to his knees when he learnt Fofanass was on 300k
🚨💣🔵 EXCL: Chelsea’s hierarchy have been told Alonso will review every contract extension personally before it is offered. He does not want any more deals agreed without his input on the player’s role. 👀 #CFC
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Arsenal fans were crying in my quotes when i said this yesterday.
Caicedo has 17 😭😭😭😭
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It’s crazy cos all those goal involvements still won’t make him a better midfielder than Caicedo and Anderson 😹
My DM versus their DMs
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I thought they were joking at first but Spurs fans genuinely want points at Stamford Bridge tomorrow?
Van De Ven left back vs. Chelsea please. Senesi-Van Hecke centre back pairing. Would also put Tosin right back. Much better defensively than Gray.
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JUST IN: Manchester City is now favored to finish LAST in the Premier League this season, via Kalshi. How brutal will the points deduction be?
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Guys are coming out to denounce United links like never before. It has never been more over
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Antonio Conte statement!
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Not even that impressive icl
I beg your pardon???
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he fell to his knees when he learnt Fofanass was on 300k
🚨💣🔵 EXCL: Chelsea’s hierarchy have been told Alonso will review every contract extension personally before it is offered. He does not want any more deals agreed without his input on the player’s role. 👀 #CFC
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Arsenal fans were crying in my quotes when i said this yesterday.
Caicedo has 17 😭😭😭😭
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I blame Coventry for this.
Let's be honest about Chelsea. 4th. Won 5-1 and 2-0 since the break. In form. BUT: 13 conceded in 7. Lost 3-0 at Brentford. No Reece James. No Emi Martinez in goal. Dangerous? YES. Unbeatable? NO. Where do we hurt them? 👇
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bro saw Chelsea slap them 5-1 and assumed they are rubbish. Hold that 3-0 mf.
Favorite part of the 3 Bs hype thing is Bournemouth have 0 wins and no one cares
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Cesc is definitely not a Pep disciple He is a Wenger boy You might as well call him a Mourinho product if playing under someone is all it takes Xabi is also not a Pep product
Pep's disciples are Mikel Arteta, Vincent Kompany, Enzo Maresca, Cesc Fabregas and Xabi Alonso. Ferguson's disciples are Michael Carrick, Roy Keane, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Wayne Rooney. One produced elite coaches. The other produced Sky Sports pundits.
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still can’t wrap my head about how Santos turned out to be so bad for united. He was abit decent for Chelsea
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but but “Iraola made him into the player he is now”
🚨🍒 Bournemouth owner Bill Foley: "We'd love to have Alex stay here and sign a new contract and be part of this team long haul. And we're still working on it. We we haven't we haven't given up. But sometimes players get stars in their eyes and they they think that Chelsea is the right place to go." (@alex_crook) #CFC
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he’s in the same bracket as Flick for me, domestically they’re tactics are on another level but in europe it’s just meh.
Yo no le veo nada especial al Bayern de Kompany, literal depende solo de Kane y Olise.
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Como don’t claim to generate the same revenue as Real Madrid.
So it’s ok for Como not to sell out their stadium when they play a mediocre European club, but not City??
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how the hell is Xabi Alonso a pep guardiola’s disciple?
Pep's disciples are Mikel Arteta, Vincent Kompany, Enzo Maresca, Cesc Fabregas and Xabi Alonso. Ferguson's disciples are Michael Carrick, Roy Keane, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Wayne Rooney. One produced elite coaches. The other produced Sky Sports pundits.
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Referee counted Manchester United players to see whether they’re 11😭😭😭😭 coz he also couldn’t believe it
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