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Judge Boasberg just blocked DOJ from even ASKING California to set aside ballots from ~20,000 voters the feds flagged as noncitizens.
So the plan is count them first and ask questions never.
SCOTUS, your table is ready.
20,000 confirmed noncitizens on California's rolls, and Trump's DOJ just ran to the Supreme Court to stop the state from mixing their ballots in with everyone else's.
The U.S. Attorney says 20,000 is the floor, not the ceiling.
Sacramento can track every plastic straw in the state but somehow can't keep one pile of envelopes separate.
JD Vance and Scott Bessent just put Minnesota's fraud rings on notice. Treasury says it's closely watching money moving offshore to groups like Al-Shabaab in Somalia.
Minnesota welcomed them with open arms. Some of them helped themselves to the taxpayer's wallet.
Turns out "Minnesota nice" had a wire transfer limit after all.
CT Democrat State Rep. Kenneth Gucker now has an incident report accusing him of threatening/harassment.
On camera: repeatedly slapping defamatory stickers aimed at his own constituents at a gas station. Because they vote differently.
He was elected to serve them. Apparently that includes their gas pumps.
Trump: a National Garden of American Heroes. 250 to 500 statues on 45 acres.
The same people who spent 2020 pulling statues down with a rope are about to find out you can't topple 45 acres. Somewhere a Smithsonian curator is already drafting the plaque explaining why George Washington was problematic.
DC crime down nearly 90%. 83 statues and fountains fixed.
Turns out the "root causes" were mostly nobody bothering to arrest anyone.
Trump reopens the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, jokes about renaming it the "Trump Reflecting Pool," then asks the press not to report it.
They will absolutely report it.
Leaks and algae since the day it was built, fixed in one term. That's the part that won't make the evening news.
Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont (D) just tried to swat a reporter's camera right out of her hands.
Threat to democracy update: it's coming from inside the governor's office.
If a MAGA guy did this, CNN would already have a six-part docuseries and a candlelight vigil.
Abdul El-Sayed, the day before the election: his name is "just as American as Mike or Donald or whatever JD stands for."
Mocking the Vice President's name to the voters you need tomorrow. Bold. Very unifying. Truly a campaign that has done the math.
2,000 miles of wall. Border Patrol and ICE actually allowed to do their jobs.
For years we were told the border was "impossible to secure."
Turns out it just needed someone who wanted it secured.
Trump, on midterm eve: "If we don't win, I veto everything."
Democrats have been promising two years of gridlock. He just offered to handle it personally.
Elon Musk reportedly dropped $158 MILLION into the Senate Leadership Fund, which routed it to a pro-Ken Paxton PAC in Texas.
For years the left said billionaires should pay their fair share.
Turns out they just meant pay it to them.
Manufacturing has now expanded 10 straight months under Trump.
Ten. Consecutive. Months.
The experts who promised a factory apocalypse have been quietly reassigned to the weather desk, where being wrong is at least seasonal.
Hassett: inflation-adjusted consumption is up $5,000 per family since Trump took office.
Jobless claims near record lows. Wages climbing.
Somewhere a cable news panel is already workshopping why this is secretly bad for you.
Reuters reporter floats that Trump might be "too sick to travel."
Trump's diagnosis for the reporter: "Put YOURSELF in shape, you look like hell!"
The wire service asked for a health update. It got one. Just not about Trump.
Trump's DOJ just put election officials in California and all 50 states on notice: preserve every ballot and every voting record, or answer for it.
Strange how "keep the receipts" counts as controversial.
Honest counts survive an audit.
Trump on reports Obama's DOJ sat on evidence that Ilhan Omar married her brother: "It's not surprising knowing Barack Hussein Obama. It's a serious problem."
Washington had years to ask one yes-or-no question.
Funny how nobody was curious.
Trump signals a major peace deal could come at the G20 in December. At Doral. His property.
"I think we're getting close."
Russia, Ukraine, maybe Iran at the same table. The Nobel committee has about six weeks to find a new excuse.