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Dave Sheehan

@DaveSheeh

This is where I put funny thoughts that I can't slip into conversation

 Dublin City, Ireland
Joined June 2011
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Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdates11 Jun 2024
The first trailer for 'PADDINGTON IN PERU' will be released tomorrow.
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Sending paperbacks out to some very worthy recipients today. My book is out in a matter of days and I couldn't be more excited but also nerve-wrackingly anxious. The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company) is out Friday!!! #booktwt
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Happy New Year all! I'm excited to announce that my debut fantasy adventure novel, The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company) is complete! (On the interior) I'm finalising the cover but you can expect cover, release date reveal & eARCs very soon! Watch this space!
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@dril6 Nov 2023
they should call it " daylight Sucking Mine" . Fuck clocks
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going to the cinema, discarding my trenchcoat to reveal a pink t-shirt, winking at the room at large, removing my eerily perfect latex mask and asking the desperately unimpressed cashier for a single ticket to Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One.
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This!!! I am constantly saying, especially around the “AI will replace human art” talking point: We create art for us. Human art will never cease to exist because it is an important, crucial, vital mode of self expression. Profit be damned. Art is for us.
factory reject spice girl (@sadspice1) profile picturefactory reject spice girl@sadspice112 Jul 2023
I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.
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iouisa@flystrap7 Feb 2023
introduce a chortle's hottest comedian award you cowards
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Sorry I didn’t text you back, my old heist crew used emotional leverage to draw me into a big heist after I had already said I was done doing heists lol
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emily@emashmorex22 Dec 2022
Can’t believe me and Paul Mescal are going to have the same Christmas experience this year- drinking ourselves into oblivion in rural Ireland, thinking about all the things we wish we could say to Phoebe Bridgers
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Vin Diesel is short for Vinereal Diseasel.
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When Irish people say “Oh no no I couldn’t possibly” to a cup of tea, we’re just fulfilling the “rejecting the call” part of our hero’s journey. – at Dublin City, Ireland
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Denis Len@DenisLen3D25 Apr 2022
shazam but for scary noises in your house at night
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The reviews are in folks! A new Marvel legend has arrived
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Dentists love "The Office". Yeah—the dentist's office!
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau3 Feb 2022
Star Wars not really about the story anyway, it's about seeing a bunch of weird guys on the sidelines and imagining what they're up to like a psychopath
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🔥It's here!🔥 My brand new stand up special 'Quiet Ones' is now available to watch on YouTube: 👀 youtu.be/NzKlHB43UG8 👀 Like all the best stand ups, I point out a difference between men and women: 🚹🚺
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Here's a great chess tip for beginners, I never knew the reason behind that rule!!
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It's so weird how standup comedy is a seasonal sport now
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This is good news but I only watch this show during the day anyways because it gets kinda scary
Kevin Doyle (@KevDoyle_Indo) profile pictureKevin Doyle@KevDoyle_Indo17 Dec 2021
Midnight Mass is exempt from the 8pm end time for indoor events. 🎄 #Christmas #Omicron
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Class Comedy was pretty class last week.
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