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Dave Sherlock🃏

@DaveSherlock3

Settle down, I’m only messing about.

Joined December 2020
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Well it’s been a season of appalling hot takes. Here are my personal favourites mix tape #bcfc
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Could of gone either way 😂😂
AB (@WEG0NEGHOST) profile pictureAB@WEG0NEGHOSTOct 17
That’s annoying because the game is over now and it definitely could have swung either way based on the game state
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miles@miles_qpr28 Jun 2025
Unlucky chaps at least you’ve got demari gray😂 #bcfc
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano28 Jun 2025
🔵⚪️✍🏻 Kwame Poku has signed in as new Queens Park Rangers player right now. All sealed. Deal 100% done. Excellent addition for QPR. ✅
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Son, explain Phil Neumann’s performances this season to me in wrestling terms #bcfc
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It’s shit when u lose & u think the opposition weren’t even that good. But he said the same thing when we beat them a few weeks back so I’m starting to think it maybe his team that are the problem.
PotterDave (@PotterDave_) profile picturePotterDave@PotterDave_Oct 17
Hahahahaha The Derby fans head loss I’ve seen today is up there with some of the worst I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣 #DCFC #SCFC #EFL #STOKE
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To the tune of abracadabra (by the Steve Miller Band) Tommi Tommi Iwata He’s gonna a smash one right past ya!!!
Alex Dicken (@alexedicken) profile pictureAlex Dicken@alexedickenOct 17
Chris Davies wants Tomoki Iwata to feel the love. "There’s got to be a few lyrics you can come up with because he deserves it. He’s a fantastic player and he’s been one of my best signings, no doubt." birminghammail.co.uk/sport/f…
Chris Davies makes Tomoki Iwata request during 'best spell' at Birmingham City

Chris Davies makes Tomoki Iwata request during 'best spell' at Birmingham City

Tomoki Iwata has shone in Birmingham City's midfield of late and recorded two assists against QPR

birminghammail.co.uk
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QPR TRAVELS (@QPRTravels) profile pictureQPR TRAVELS@QPRTravelsOct 17
Poku scores today
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Dave Sherlock🃏 retweeted
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Dubzy
@DubzyOnceAgainOct 15
He died a warriors death. See you in Valhalla, brother ✊🏼
Cultination (@Cultination1) profile pictureCultination
@Cultination1Oct 13
🇷🇺🚨 Il se GAVE de VIAGRA pour un pari à 4 300$, tenir 12h au lit avec 2 femmes SANS s’arrêter, et finit par mourir d’une CRISE CARDIAQUE ! En février 2009, à Moscou, 2 femmes parient 4 300$ que Sergey Tuganov, un mécanicien de 28 ans, ne tiendra pas 12 heures au lit avec elles. Il accepte le défi. Pour tenir, il avale une bouteille entière de Viagra. Il va jusqu’au bout et remporte le pari. Mais quelques minutes plus tard, son cœur lâche et il meurt. (Fox News / The Sun)
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Yeah but in Paris 🤷‍♂️
Rafael Sereti (@RafaelSereti) profile pictureRafael Sereti
@RafaelSeretiOct 9
Instantané du réel : station château rouge à Paris 🐀
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Paul DevLINDT #BluesSnacks
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Andy Legg McMuffin #BluesSnacks
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Ah well
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Putting the kid to bed but she has to show you her dance routine she’s just come up with first.
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The wife’s in the Kitchen absolutely blasting Rollin by Limp Bizkit out Friday nights at the Sherlock’s apparently
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm12 Mar 2024
‘THE BATMAN 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026.
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Stop crying your heart out 🤷‍♂️
Aslanthebold (@AslanTheBoldest) profile pictureAslanthebold@AslanTheBoldestOct 2
Replying to @FarOutMag
Name 1 oasis song other than wonderwank. Yeah you're boring Noel. No one cares about your opinion
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Insane in the John Frain #HipHopBlues
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Man if this was Blues I’d be so embarrassed… imagine Triton Showers trying to blackmail the UK government
Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) profile pictureTransfer News Live
@DeadlineDayLiveOct 2
🚨 Emirati officials have warned the UK Government that the severity of the ruling against Manchester City could impact the UAE’s appetite for future major investment and commitments in Britain, with the situation now affecting relations between the two countries. 🇬🇧🇦🇪 UK officials are also frustrated with their UAE counterparts and believe some figures in the Gulf state must have been aware of the extent of City’s wrongdoing despite previously insisting nothing improper had taken place. (Source: Bloomberg)
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Park life
Daw ✨️🇦🇷 (@theresnowhy) profile pictureDaw ✨️🇦🇷@theresnowhySep 29
Tarde en encontrar la ultima pero me diverti
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I was 11 years old when this happened tell ur lads it’s character building
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MCFC World (@MCFCworld) profile pictureMCFC World@MCFCworldSep 30
My 15 year-old son, a huge City fan who is now being bullied at school due to the outrageous media pile-on against City, has just listened to a @talkSPORT news bulletin where the announcer has just compared City CEO Soriano to a Bond villain. Shame on you, @talkSPORT #mcfc
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Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpSep 29
Trump: “We’re going to be signing a document today at about 5 o’clock, renaming Artificial Intelligence, because it’s not artificial, we all agree on that, and we’re going to be renaming it Super Intelligence, officially renaming it.” Beyond parody
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