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Prominent Tequila Consumer | Risk Management Minor | Secured Fall ‘26 Internship Through “Connections” | Probably Blacked Out

Joined April 2026
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Some poor freshman is about to experience his first Halloween with his long distance gf he’s had since high school
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Being a dude rocks bc you never go to the doctor you just walk around sick until it goes away
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Ouu shii. New BV coin drop Tap-in to $LANK and get some $LANK pump.fun/coin/5cvUXei9SCWo5v…
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women dropping the mother who wittingly strangled her 3 kids for the college girl who consensually fucked a dozen guys
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My friend is a jackass.
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Ain’t shit getting lost round here
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🗣️ HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS
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This game is Mestemaking me wanna kill myself
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The “greatest team in program history” is losing 17-7 and the Liberty Biberty ad just came on I’m gonna blow my shit clean off dog
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Chipotle napkin holder in the crib #thisplays #expand
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There’s a freshman out there who has been waiting her whole life for you. Go get em tiger
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“GOING GREEK GAVE ME YOU!” How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
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Replying to @BreakfastBacon1
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My hoe is going Your hoe is going That hoe is going Fuck it we all going
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Whoever has my voodoo doll please rape it and then shoot it
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My son’s having his first ever sleep over with 3 friends at our house and my wife went out to dinner with some friends, leaving me in charge. She wants an update #RaysUp
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Watching love island without a woman and without imminent action is fundamentally and violently gay. Don’t know why this needs to be said
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Now hang him
Karmelo Anthony has been found guilty of murder for the killing of Austin Metcalf. Follow: @AFpost
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Happy pride month to burners who take pictures of normal dudes’ outfits and post them on Twitter
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