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"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

Joined January 2023
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left the gc for dramatic effect and nobody added me back
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Peter Drury saw a shit cross in the last minute and just assumed it was Dalot, who'd gone off half an hour earlier 😭😭
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Bit drastic mate, it’s only a game and plenty of games left to turn it around
Heaven booked.
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Managed a whole 4 minutes. See you in the pub
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British penguins btw
A group of fluffy king penguin chicks chasing a feral cat in the Falkland Islands
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The first Elder Scrolls VI trailer just dropped!
🤖 Made with AI
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Zoolander 3
Actor Mickey Rourke walks in Beverly Hills, California, alongside celebrity hairstylist Giuseppe Franco.
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M&S have wiped the floor with John Lewis in the Christmas advert wars this year. John Lewis might as well take the decorations down and go home. This isn’t just a Christmas advert. This is an M&S Christmas advert. 🎄
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a “free palestine” tour is some south park level performative shit
Macklemore reveals which venues declined to host his ‘FREE PALESTINE’ Tour: • Madison Square Garden • Kia Forum • Prudential Center • Barclays Center • UBS Arena • Intuit Dome • Crypto/com Arena • Chase Center • Climate Pledge Arena
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I’ve fucking booed Everton off at home louder than that.
Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙
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I feel like she hasn't actually read the Quran
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park
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🚨 Funniest. President. EVER! REPORTER TO ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "Are you affirming you think President Trump is a FASCIST?" MAMDANI: "I've-" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "-that's OK. You can just say YES. It's easier than explaining it, I don't mind." *Pats Mamdani on the back* OMG 😭😭
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THE COPS HAVE LAMBORGHINIS NOW LMAO?!
First look at new in-game car models from GTA 6.
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i’m going to cry. this is exactly what it’s all about.
His first video game. He thinks Link is him and calls Link by his name
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Coworker soft launching casual racism is like watching a beautiful flower bloom
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Allahu Akbarriers
And now I’m here on Oxford Street, London on my way to this morning’s photoshoot and admiring the newly installed allahu akbarriers, just in time to keep Christmas shoppers safe from Muslims with mental health issues who want to drive into pedestrians and kill them.
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