Center for Lyme Action Team Lead, Writing Advisor, CBB fan boi/ blogger 🏀
Connecticut, USA
Joined February 2012
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Just realized you can copy paste past conversations to use in small talk everyday for the rest of your life.
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Sometimes I do something nice for someone without them knowing, never tell anyone about it, then post about it on social media where I can get more attention 🧘
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“I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back in 1 hour.”
— Luigi Mangione
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How many time have you watched the Braylon Mullins shot? #UConn #MarchMadness
“Don’t Tread on Me” was never a principle — it was a costume. The same people who celebrated Kyle Rittenhouse now justify federal agents killing U.S. citizens, proving the 1st & 2nd Amendments only matter when they’re convenient. This isn’t liberty. It’s loyalty to power. #Pretti
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After watching season 1 of Your Friends & Neighbors, I’m left with mixed emotions. Sure, the writing is clever, and the acting is brilliant. But Jon Hamm’s narration leaves me wanting to buy a certified pre-owned Mercedes Benz 😅🤷🏻♂️ #yourfriendsandneighbors
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever canceled your old prime subscriptions instead of skipping them?
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Boomers call Millenials weak, but we’re the first generation who knows we’re going to all boil to death in the ocean and we still show up everyday at a job to market sunglasses
The whole buying up crappy digital art NFT trend is so 90s. Makes me wanna get a tamagatchi and study graphic design (again). #bringbackgrunge
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The redditors should take down a health insurance company every week until we get M4A.
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Doctors who get upset at chronically ill patients who do their own research are probably just projecting their own lack of knowledge about the topic.
My electric toothbrush dying on me mid brush reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke of how escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.
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My parents just returned an empty jar of coconut oil for store credit. And I can’t even get a call back.
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Hey remember when Thomas Kinkade “Painter of light” galleries were in every suburban US mall? That’s it. That’s the tweet. #holidayhorrors
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Kyle Rittenhouse, accused of murder, has been released on $2M cash bail.
As a public defender, I represented teenagers unable to post $500-$5000 cash bail for things like theft or drug sale.
Money bail doesn’t make us safer. It just rewards the wealthy and well-connected.
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Is #COVID19 another chronic infection? @StevePhillipsMD
Follow up of 176 recovered COVID patients after recovery finds 18% of them still test positive. Very low RNA loads. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam…