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David

@DavidKlein5

You can make a million dollars just by singing the blues.

 Southern California
Joined April 2009
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Imagine thinking you're gonna get cancelled for reaching your wit's end in front of millions of people while wearing your company's logo, and instead, those same millions raise over 500k for your family. America is still good.
Red Baron Pizza (@redbaronpizza) profile pictureRed Baron Pizza
@redbaronpizzaOct 29
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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From Green Beret to guardian angel. Jim Caviezel stars in GHOST SOLDIER - exclusively in movie theatres Veterans Day, 11.11. Get tickets now.

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The people just discovering Red Baron Pizza are what we call “new poor.” Some of us are “old poor.” 😉
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With Dolly Parton gone, the Red Baron employee has stepped up to unite all Americans
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@shanetheveinOct 16
I'm so glad that I'm still alive to see a true flying car, not like that phoney one James Bond had.
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I’m sorry but if you can’t lock in for a simple call with your boss after 5 miller lites you aren’t going to make it
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They should sell beer at high school football games
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xan@lilxan1kOct 15
hang in there dawg it gets a lot worse
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🐻⬇️💔
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@dimvjiOct 8
need like six months where no one expects anything from me
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Harry@h4ppyNomadOct 6
“Go on a vacation and recharge” my brother in Christ it takes 10 seconds back in the office to obliterate all that recharging.
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None of us know how we will die, but I know for a fact that I will not be dying this way.
𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗵💋 (@dfwmenah) profile picture𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗵💋
@dfwmenahOct 1
Not a single black person in this video, always the white folks😭
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Wife: do you really plan on drinkin’ beer and watching football all weekend? Me:
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Sounds like she would fit right in on my youth football team
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveSep 30
Alix Earle reveals to Interview Magazine she has never read a book.
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is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else
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Larry had a hell of a run, but this is a business.
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I’d be depressed af if this is what I’m doing In my 50s
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaSep 18
Cigar Bars should not be this lit 😭😭
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