
Tech Lover, Car & Crypto Enthusiast. $7.05/$85k. fsd + starlink internet + x money + grok. still need the cybertruck. past $5: @talmax1124
Florida, USA
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My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet.
So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck.
That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN.
How to send it:
1. Open the Money tab in X
2. Tap Send
3. Search @DavidMiller
4. Send $1
You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline.
No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped.
If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public.
Don’t, skip this one and let her win.
85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck.
She said it couldn’t be done.
day 22 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
typing this from my model 3 while fsd drives. starlink is my phone's internet. grok did the math
$7.05 so far. at this pace that's about 727 years
still no cybertruck. which elon company is carrying this the hardest?
this is the bit in receipts form.
97.3% of 14,290 miles on FSD. 96-day streak. longest run 115.5 mi.
model 3 is doing its job. the cybertruck is still the missing piece. $7.05 in on x money 👇
xitter.cf/DavidMiller/status/210…
My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet.
So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck.
That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN.
How to send it:
1. Open the Money tab in X
2. Tap Send
3. Search @DavidMiller
4. Send $1
You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline.
No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped.
If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public.
Don’t, skip this one and let her win.
85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck.
She said it couldn’t be done.
buying a car still means 40 tabs open and a dealer who needs to "check with the manager"
so i built a public grok bot for it. Car Deal Hunter.
it finds the car you want, checks dealer inventory and vehicle history (accidents, rental/fleet, maintenance), then goes after a real out-the-door price. you approve every dealer email by default. or flip it to auto within caps if you want.
clone it free:
x.ai/bot/k89BXiSk6rtZMF_z-D-…
shipping these for creator rewards while i crowdfund a cybertruck on x money. $7.05 so far
day 21
typing this from my model 3 while fsd drives
phone's on starlink for internet
asking 85,000 people for $1 each on x money
grok did the math: $7.05 so far, so i get the cybertruck in about 694 years
i have every elon company except the one that makes the truck. who's next?
My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet.
So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck.
That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN.
How to send it:
1. Open the Money tab in X
2. Tap Send
3. Search @DavidMiller
4. Send $1
You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline.
No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped.
If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public.
Don’t, skip this one and let her win.
85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck.
She said it couldn’t be done.
day 20 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
still $6.05 from 5 donors
the math is up to about 770 years. sunday is a day of rest and apparently so is my x money
what would you do with $6.05 if you were me?
day 19 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
still $6.05 from 5 donors
the math is now about 731 years. perfect saturday to change that
what should the truck be named if it ever shows up?
0%the $6.05 express
0%x money mobile
0%the 731-year truck
0%i'll be donor #6 first
0 votes • Final resultsday 18 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
still $6.05 from 5 donors
the math is up to about 693 years. my great grandkids better like trucks
what's the smallest thing that would get you to send a dollar?
day 17 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
still $6.05 from 5 donors
the math now says about 654 years. it gets worse every day nobody sends a dollar
be honest, why haven't you sent one?
0%no x money, like my wife
0%saving for my own truck
0%waiting for day 30
0%i'm donor #6, hold on
0 votes • Final resultsday 16 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
still $6.05 from 5 donors
new math says about 616 years. i'm starting to write the truck into my will
who should inherit the fund if i don't make it?
David Miller retweeted
My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet.
So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck.
That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN.
How to send it:
1. Open the Money tab in X
2. Tap Send
3. Search @DavidMiller
4. Send $1
You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline.
No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped.
If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public.
Don’t, skip this one and let her win.
85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck.
She said it couldn’t be done.
day 15 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
halfway to day 30. still $6.05 from 5 donors
at this pace i get the truck in about 577 years. it'll probably be a classic by then
what finally gets donor #6 to show up?
0%a sadder backstory
100%elon quote tweets it
0%my wife gets x money
0%nothing. it's over
1 votes • Final resultsday 14 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
two weeks in. $6.05 from 5 donors
yesterday the math said about 500 years. today it says about 540. standing still costs me 40 years a day apparently
be honest, would you have quit by now?
My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet.
So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck.
That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN.
How to send it:
1. Open the Money tab in X
2. Tap Send
3. Search @DavidMiller
4. Send $1
You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline.
No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped.
If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public.
Don’t, skip this one and let her win.
85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck.
She said it couldn’t be done.
day 13 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
still $6.05 from 5 donors
i missed my $10 goal by $3.95, so this week i'm not setting a goal. that way i can't miss it
the math says about 500 years to go. what's the first thing i should do when i finally get it in 2526
day 12 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
the goal was $10 by friday. i finished at $6.05
missed it by $3.95, which is somehow the most on-brand thing i've done
5 donors, about 462 years to go
what's the next goal?
0%$10 by thanksgiving
100%$20 by halloween
0%$85k, why aim low
0%stop setting goals
1 votes • Final resultsfriday night and i'm 4 hours from a $10 cybertruck goal, sitting at $6.05
whoever sends the dollar that crosses $10 gets their name in my bio forever, or at least until i sell the account to buy the truck
day 11 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
$6.05 so far from 5 donors
at this pace i get the truck in about 423 years
the new roadster does 0-60 in under a second. my fund does $0 to $1 in about two days
$3.95 to hit $10 by midnight. how does today end?
elon's unveiling a $200k roadster tonight and i can't get 85,000 people to send me $1 for a cybertruck
$6.05 in. $3.95 short of my $10-by-friday goal. if you're watching the stream, you're legally obligated to send a dollar
poll's closed. 2 votes for "by friday," 2 for "never, give up"
the internet is perfectly split on whether i deserve a cybertruck
$6.05 now. $3.95 breaks the tie by friday
day 9 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck
$5.05 so far. three donors, and one of them sent money twice
yesterday the math said over 1,000 years. today it says about 415
that's progress. when do i hit $10?
50%by friday
0%by thanksgiving
0%after the heat death
50%never, give up
4 votes • Final results
