Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

Joined January 2015
I was in charge of cheese and biscuits last night. I am 47 years old.
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Leaving the jungle for an overnight stay outside Quito, then off to the Galapagos tomorrow.
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Running v late this morning, so just a quick crane video for now
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It's nearly 2.30pm here and afternoon plans include going piranha fishing then taking a ride up in a box being lifted by this crane.
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The payoff for the canopy walkway
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And a bit more aracari. I like them.
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Yet more absurd heights and wobbly legs - the canopy walkway @sacha_lodge is three towers nearly 100 ft high connected by a walkway 300 yards long. The views are spectacular
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Also saw a tremendous crested owl, doing owl stuff, with its owl pal
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Yesterday afternoon was a climb to the top of a tower above the canopy - nearly 50 metres up. Incredible views.
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Perhaps not for the acrophobic
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Michael is watching a documentary about Ecuadorean wildlife, and seems fascinated by the Many-banded Aracari
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Michael will be jealous
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The first part of this morning's entertainment was a boat trip to see a parrot lick - where the birds gather to eat nutrients from the soil. Different breeds lick in separate groups, like the England football team in the 2000s
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And then a bat falcon swooped in and cacophonously frightened them away
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And thirdly, we took part in a project run by the local Huaorani people to reintroduce river turtles. I got to meet the little fellow before I released him or her into the River Napo
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Secondly, I demonstrated that passing monkeys have little to fear from me and my blowpipe
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It's 5.15 am in the jungle. The early mornings irk a bit, but you can't knock last night's sunset.
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Had some help to spot Pygmy Marmosets, the world's smallest monkey. Probably. The video was all my own work.
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Reckon this will do. Sound up.
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3G on my jungle boat
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Right. Jungle time.
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If anyone wants some Blue-footed Booby slippers, Quito Airport has you covered
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