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Replying to @asclepiasyriaca
I encourage all Trump supporters to emulate Trump and announce which co-worker has the best ass at the company meeting, preferably one which has HR, the CEO, or media in attendance.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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Trump to Nikki Minaj about 4 minutes ago…
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Not sure my Dad fought in Vietnam to have "patriots" dragging the flag through the mud🫤
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How cute, the organiser brought his own hitler impersonator to the Adelaide RWNJ rally today. So lovely. The impersonator also launched his campaign for @CityofProspect council.
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Imagine telling her she has to set up multi-factor authentication.
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Attire for formal holiday dinner at Cheesecake Factory tonight: Black Van Heusen Outlet button-up shirt, Red Van Heusen Outlet tie, black jeans, white LA Gears, white dinner jacket, wraparound Oakleys, and 10 pumps of McGraw Southern Blend.
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Nancy Pelosi, who is regularly hammered for her perceived insider trading, has made 213 total trades since 2014. Trump exceeded that number in a single day, which just happened to precede his own tariffs announcement. My latest on the mind boggling self-enrichment:
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I was just a kid then.
how attractive are you from 1-10
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A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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Ah, one of the OG moral panics is back baby!
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October 24, 2025. One year today. It was one of the greatest days of my life, but little did I know it would be one of the last great days. I don’t remember anything about that day and don’t know what I did, but I do know this: I did not know Clavicular existed
Looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular brings dog to court for rape charge hearing trib.al/2JKMLav
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Replying to @DavidStacka
All sporting teams that represent Australia should solely be picked on how passionately you sing the anthem TLT would include statements like ‘James Tedesco hasn’t sung well for 3 games so is being replaced by Will Kennedy who can really belt out the anthem ‘
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Replying to @PaulineHansonOz
Depends on the day whether Pauline supports veterans, her denigration of veterans, Jacqui Lambie and Andrew Hastie, was particularly vile and unnecessary.
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Replying to @PaulineHansonOz
One Nation voters will complain about refugees then support bombing other nations in the middle east. Fools.
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Never has a bad take fit a meme more perfectly.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Directing your anger toward the daughter of a paedophile and not the paedophile himself is definitely the sign of a fully hinged person
This Thomas Markle story is shocking, and if guilty, he must face full force of the law. But it raises a lot of questions: if police alerted Meghan in 2018 to allegations so serious she ended all contact, why was he not arrested? And why did she not go public to protect others?
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The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.
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