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A brilliantly accurate dissection of England’s self-destruction. Every word is spot on.
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So let me get this right: We've had Hand of God, Beckham red, Campbell disallowed goal, Lampard in Bloemfontein, Koeman in 94 qualifiers... ... and now you want us to feel bad because a hoof that landed in our half MIGHT have grazed a cable on it's way? Don't think so 😂😂😂
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Sensational. 😂
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Best 9 in the world. RT if you agree.
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It genuinely amused me that people think replacing Starmer will make things better. From Boris Johnson's election onwards, we've been shuffling the bollards on the Titanic. You have to actually change direction if you want to avoid crashing into the iceberg: - End Net Zero - Make business viable again - Get welfare under control - Fund defence - Ensure equality under the law - Arrest criminals and keep them in jail - Deport illegal immigrants and close the border - Bring the civil service to heel Burnham will become as unpopular as Starmer within months since he isn't going to do any of that.
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It’s alright for them to sing what they like about Harry Kane, probably others too, though. I love McGinn, and i love Scots, but this victimhood needs to stop. Can say what you like about England but the second we give anything back or do exactly what you’re doing it’s the end of the world, suddenly you’re all innocent and pure, and the English are the big bad bullies. Piss off, man. If you’re taking football chants seriously, it’s not the sport for you.
Football banter is great, and I'm all for it. However, the England fans' chant in Dallas suggesting John McGinn is a sex offender is false and in very bad taste. That cannot be classed as banter.
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prepare yourself for disgraceful scenes as England fans enjoy themselves today... 😴
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I hope this display of England fans having fun and enjoying the local culture gets the same praise as other fans have. Except it wont will it.. because all everyone around the World wants to do is be anti English and push prejudicial stereotypes.. 🤷🏼‍♂️
England fans at the Rodeo in Stockyards ..
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Right, if and its a big massive unlikely if, Southampton get removed from the playoffs they should just promote Hull or give Wrexham a go cos we are fucking useless #UTB #saints #mfc
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Just need to get this going as well @RF08 @Twe12thman: Oh Gibson said I fucking love those boys in red Ooh words can’t decribe Watching Boro at the Riverside This team of mine Score belters all the time That’s why we sing this song For the Boro all night long….
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There wasn’t enough days in the weekend back then 🕊️
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Nail on the head from Laura Woods here, Aluko is her own worst enemy May even have been the final straw for any broadcasters that had hired her previously
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Deserves an Oscar this film. Beautiful. ❤️
Replying to @Wolves
Meanwhile at Boro, 15 minutes after the game had ended.. UTB
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Sign Nathan Ake for £45m. Didnt work? Go and drop £50 on Khusanov and £40m on Vitor Reis in the same window. Sign Mendy for £60m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £70m on Cancelo the summer after. That didn’t work? Go and drop £100m on Gvardiol. Sign Grealish for £120m. Is he just an alcoholic? Go and drop £70m on Doku. Sign Kalvin Philips for £50m? Go and drop £65m on Nunes. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Nico Gonzalez. Gyokeres. Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £80m for Omar Marmoush. £500M spent over the last 12 months and ZERO trophies won 🤡
Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber. Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie. Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract). Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres. Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze. No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.
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Let’s stop lying to ourselves. Under the Good Friday Agreement, hundreds of convicted terrorists were deliberately let out of prison early. Not because they were innocent. Not because justice failed. But because the state decided peace was more convenient than accountability. Murderers. Bombers. Men with blood on their hands. Released, rebranded, some even applauded — all while victims were told to swallow it for the greater good. That decision was brutal. It was ugly. But at least it was honest. The state said: “We are drawing a line. This ends here.” Now look at what we’re doing instead. Decades later, the same state is reopening cases against elderly British veterans — men who were sent into Northern Ireland by politicians, under lawful orders, into an insurgency where every decision was made in seconds and judged decades later from a warm office chair. Many of these men were already investigated. Some more than once. Cleared. Files closed. Lives half-repaired. And now? Dragged back again. Not because of new evidence. Not because of fresh witnesses. But because it’s politically fashionable, legally fashionable, and — crucially — safe. Because veterans don’t riot. They don’t threaten. They don’t blow things up. Terrorists got peace because they had leverage. Soldiers get prosecuted because they don’t. That’s the filthy truth. The state made a deal with men who tried to destroy it — and has kept that deal religiously. But it has no loyalty to the men who defended it. And don’t insult people by calling this “justice”. Justice doesn’t mean:    •   letting terrorists walk free permanently    •   while hunting soldiers indefinitely Justice doesn’t wait 50 years, then suddenly grow a conscience — aimed in one direction only. This isn’t accountability. It’s moral cowardice. The government is terrified of reopening old wounds with former terrorists — but perfectly happy reopening graves for veterans’ families. And the message to every serving soldier today is crystal clear: If politics shifts, if history turns sour, if it becomes inconvenient — you will be sacrificed to keep the noise down. Fight for us. Die for us. But don’t expect us to stand by you when it gets uncomfortable. That isn’t a failure of policy. It’s a failure of character. And it’s disgusting
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Great to see the EIO is still loud and proud at Boro away games! Now let’s bring it back to home games and ditch the “who are ya” until after the EIO celebrations. If you agree @boro fans RT and let’s get it back at the Riverside 💪🏻#UTB🔴⚪️👓
Thought Boro were really good yesterday, 3-1 was a flattering result for Fulham. Away fans were superb.
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Rhythm is a dancer Adilson Malanda He is fucking everywhere Gets up for the corners Sends the Boro bonkers You wont beat him in the airrrrr Woaahhhh It’s Malanda Woaahhhh You should see him in the air Woaahhhh its Malanda #boro
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Ive never seen any player anywhere make 8 tackles in a game 🔥 take a bow son #Boro #mfc #hellberg
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Labour are about to raise your taxes because Labour don’t want to stop spending £15 billion on asylum hotels, £13 billion a year on foreign aid, £12 billion on Net Zero, £10 billion on welfare for people who aren’t even British, £7 billion importing Afghans, £6 billion subsidising social housing for people who also aren’t British, £4 billion on welfare for people with “anxiety”, £1 billion policing the small boats, £600 million looking after foreign criminals, and £250 million translating NHS material into other languages for people who cannot even be bothered to learn English. Labour could make different choices; but Labour don’t want to.
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