Seattle, WA
Joined March 2011
Hey did you know that any person over the age of 40 cannot pronounce 'Chipotle'
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Finished last in my fantasy league last year, so over the weekend I had to complete my punishment: The Very Hungry Caterpillar, where you eat everything he eats in the book, in order, in 1 sitting. If you’ve ever wondered if you want to eat 5 consecutive oranges, the answer is no
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Baby D retweeted
Drake has placed a $1 MILLION bet on the New England Patriots to win the Super Bowl 🏈 "Bet against me if you dare" — Drake
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Just made myself really mad imagining a guy who calls consulting part of the service industry
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Big Hernia wants you to believe that pushing will ruin your life and Big Hemorrhoids is out here saying not pushing and waiting too long is disaster waiting to happen ... What is a boy to believe
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We're in what I like to call the poor man's PTO period. Nobody who respects themselves is working for the next two weeks but some of us stick around for what you expect to be free time. Praying nobody has even bothered to open their computer. You're the busiest you've ever been.
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Oh you're stuck in traffic huh
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It's so crazy that every musician must go through the 4 styles of making music no matter who they are or what genre: Beautiful/somber Fun (party) Noise (industrial, angry) Rebellion
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As you can tell, the marketing budget is smaller than the show budget, so please make sure to share amongst your friend group. The Vince Staples Show Season 2 is airing on Netflix in FOUR DAYS. November 6th. Find it in the clearance aisle.
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My wife re: daylight savings (her favorite holiday)
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Spectrum got 3 NBA League Pass channels that's crazy
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Smokin on that shit that made Rutherford be Hayes
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Doctor says i need to be hooked up to a machine. doesn't know what kind yet. "definitely some kind of machine" he says
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Lmfao psych ward? It's pronounced Squidward idiot 🗿 ... Hold up who tf said that
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Well well well... Look what the cat dragon
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Jerkin hard or hardly jerkin? Haha I'm just messin brother. How's it hangin
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Colin Farrell
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