Shalom H

Just told someone what number night it is of Chanukah and now I have to light without a bracha

I went with Benny Friedman to Israel for 5 epic days and vlogged (video blogged?) it. We call it Benny Baderech! GO WATCH IT - youtu.be/xWCRpPIKh7Y

Drum roll please.. because I got news! This week I partnered up with Benny Friedman to relaunch the video series Benny Baderech. Join our travels, and meet us on August 9th for a show you won’t forget! Tickets @ tickchak.co.il/25966

“I’m sorry I think you have the wrong impression of what we’re doing here” “But I was told we were doing avodah zara?” “MESECHTAS avodah zara”

Always wondered what OTD kids looked like back in the times of the Gemara

Crazy Podcast idea: Instead of having two frum podcasts interview the same people every week, let’s combine them and create the Meaningful Inpiration Podcast for the Nation’s People. AND EVERYONE CAN JUST GO HOME AND BE HAPPY. GOODBYE.

I promise rebbi, there's nothing to see here..

Don't wait for someone’s death to tell them of their praises.

Yesterday my father passed away. Through words, I can't express the pain. To whoever is fighting cancer or lost someone to the battle, fight on, stay strong, and I'm here with you. He was an idol to me and many others. I will miss him forever.

Also like Purim is my birthday so can we hit 1k followers by then?

Saw this in Baltimore

*peer pressured 9th graders doing Marlboro Purim day* Bachur: Rebbi, what bracha do we make on a cigarette? Rebbi: Baruch dayan emes.. Bachurim: 👀

All Jewish holidays have something to do with green: Sukkos you shake it, Shavuos you hang it, Pesach you eat it, and Purim you collect it..

**Uninformed B.T. seen reading Parshas Haman on Purim**

Drunk Waterbury bachurim sing Ma Nishtana on Purim

May the traffic light always turn green right as you pick up your phone.

My friend just texted me whats up, so i texted him back gas prices..

Your Twitter is one of those things you want everyone to see but at the same time you would never show to anyone.

These kids just completely ruined Avraham Fried for me.

My nephew just called El Al and asked how long is the flight from Los Angeles to Israel? The customer service agent said "just one min” so he said thanks and hung up..