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I left the Mormon church more than 10 years ago, but I hold no resentment towards the church. I will sometimes make fun of them or point out their faults, but I cherish the lessons I learned growing up. I appreciate the stability the church provided my family and a firm foundation for my upbringing. I don't regret the two years of my life I spent serving others and spreading the good word. Those were growth opportunities and a chance to do some good. Much of who I am today is because of my upbringing in the Mormon church. It did contribute to the anxiety I still live with to this day, but I attribute much of that to my strict religious family. I lay that at the feet of my parents. Most of the weakness in the Mormon church is it's people. There are some great mormons, but they can also be some of the most pretentious assholes.
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🌮 Juan De Sand Tits 🌮🇺🇸 retweeted
The presidential transition letter from Trump to Biden, 2021:
Dear Joe,
Coming to work every day in the Oval Office is a blessing beyond imagination. History resounds from every wall, every statue, every beautiful painting, and every corner of this magical place. Each staircase, hallway, and door leads to yet another door and memory, another inflection point in the glorious story of America.
I hope you take a moment every single day to take stock of where you are and the people who came before you, the titans who shaped the course of human events. You now have the opportunity to choose your place in history, and I know you will be true to yourself and the American people.
Many presidents have come and gone who simply governed as Republicans or Democrats. Largely, they did not change history, they were just swept along in its relentless tide. This will not happen to you because I know how much you love the American people.
Not only are you joined by the past, but you carry the hopes and dreams of the entire nation on your shoulders. The gravity of that fact never leaves you, it is the anchor that grounds every decision you make.
Your strength, your deepest reservoir of energy, comes from the knowledge that millions upon millions of people are depending on you. Their ambitions and aspirations are the reason you are here, with so many counting on your success.
May God bless you and Jill, and may God bless America!
Sincerely,
Donald
🌮 Juan De Sand Tits 🌮🇺🇸 retweeted
I’m going to try to be very clear… and I can’t stress this enough…
Fuck.
John.
Thune.
🌮 Juan De Sand Tits 🌮🇺🇸 retweeted
Jesus: no serious crimes. Temple disruption at most disorderly conduct. Preaching is protected speech.
Muhammad: statutory rape (Aisha consummated at 9, Sahih Bukhari), polygamy, slavery and sex with captives, ordered Banu Qurayza executions (hundreds of men after surrender), raids, torture.
Jesus is the better person by modern US law and standards of consent and nonviolence.
🌮 Juan De Sand Tits 🌮🇺🇸 retweeted
This is a perfectly acceptable monologue without a shred of racism but they put “SS” face tattoos on them and shave their heads so that normies nod along and say “hmmm yes the American government SHOULDN’T prioritize Americans”
You have been propagandized
