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dead fish retweeted
My For You page somehow turned into either MIT nerds telling me I have absolutely zero chance of making money as a discretionary trader unless I memorize the entire SPX volatility surface or start market-making Polish water futures because it is impossible to make money in any liquid market, or people telling me markets are controlled by an algorithm and to unlock it I have to draw a rectangle over a big-body candlestick.
This is why I don’t come here much anymore.
dead fish retweeted
Following advice that is optimal for the average person only optimises to become the best among average people
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when Lee Kuan Yew left office in 1990 he left behind 100 sealed envelopes containing policies to ensure prosperity for the next 100 years, and instructed each successive PM to open one envelope on every new year's eve. Hot Whiteboard Eraser Assistants was the policy for 2024.
In Singapore, every teacher gets their own Asian Vanna White board eraser assistant
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is Taiwan and not Singapore. It clearly says Taiwan (台灣) in the upper-left corner
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%8F%B0…
dead fish retweeted
hard times create for-profits
for-profits create good times
good times create non-profits
non-profits create hard times
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We are delighted to share the news that we have just gone past the milestone of US$500 million raised since AMF began. #malaria #charity #milestone
againstmalaria.com/newsitem.…
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Facebook ad platform enables extremely niche businesses to exist because they can target ads to the specific people who might be interested. Europe is making it impossible to run most companies below $50m revenue because you can’t hit the market scale needed. Congrats idiots.
dead fish retweeted
You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with.
That’s why every quarter, I evaluate myself and my friends on 3 key criteria:
- Income
- Fitness
- Influence
Anyone who scores below me is cut off.
Complacency is the first step towards mediocrity.
dead fish retweeted
MEAT 🗣 SPILLLLLLLLL 🗣🗣🗣 🚨 🍽 😋
MEAT SPILL: The left lane of the M80 Boundary Road exit ramp has been CLOSED due to a truck spillage of animal entrails and meat waste.
The Department of Transport has warned that the gruesome cleanup "will take some time."
MORE: 9Soci.al/bKjm30s7731
#9News
dead fish retweeted
We should strive to achieve a stateless, classless society in which the proletariat will no longer be able to exploit the bourgeoisie.
dead fish retweeted
The argument by the @WHO imbeciles & journo fellow travelers that masks "can give a false sense of security" is interesting. Let's apply it to:
+seat belts
+airbags
+helmets
+door locks
+condoms
+circuit breakers
+parachutes
+bulletproof vests
+fire alarms
+scholomorochs ...
