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US Chaotic Comedy Content Creator! I love MtG, Horror and JRPGs! All about the warm vibes in my community, so come on in! Bdness: [email protected]

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Joined July 2018
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Zeppelin Crew: "Please wait until the airship has come to a complete stop before disembarking." Horde Players:
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I'm feeling a little hoarse so I took some Neighquil
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Getting sick really makes life less stable.
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When my dark humor slips out in between the ✨
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I don’t remember posting this.
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They are not fucking around anymore
🚨 HUGE: Democrats have officially ended Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage.
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I think the furries have permanently poisoned AI. Good.
Qual estética é melhor: HQ ou filme?
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I fell off the wagon...
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It's ok, I'm JUST doing the 7 day free trial and then I'm clean
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Nothing will be funnier than when someone whips out a steel chair
Replying to @Charilord10
Créditos: garo3dmodels en IG
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I designed blexas miku
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I have no shame if it involves raising funds for my cat. He's only 5 and a sweetheart. #Gofundme #pethelp
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Going back in the morning. He was getting better but he's taken a dip. This should be a night of celebration but I'm scared for my cat.
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We did it. We're the crazy sons of bitches. #BlueTexas
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One time I was lost in Shibuya with one of my friends. It was the middle of the night and we were hungry. Coco Ichibanya was nearby but my Google Maps was acting crazy. Eventually we were approached by what one would assume was a “lady of the evening”. In very broken English she asked if we were looking for a good time. We both politely declined and admitted we were really lost. At the moment we mentioned we were in distress, she dropped the bad English and was able to direct us successfully to our destination. We thanked her profusely and she waved us on our way. This was not the first time someone went way out of their way to help us. I will always pay it forward and help whenever I can. We’re all in this together and it never hurts to spread some kindness.
There's a saying on American social media: "Be the American that Japanese people think you are." I'm Japanese. I've lived in Tokyo my whole life. So let me tell you what we actually say about you, when you're not in the room. "When someone falls down on the street, we pretend not to see. We're protecting their pride. Americans run straight at them. They don't care about the pride. They care about the knee." (Office worker, 38) "An American will stop four lanes of traffic for a family of ducks. And then everyone in the cars claps for the ducks." (Taxi driver, 61) "If you lend an American a pen, you will never see it again. If you need a kidney, they'll ask your blood type." (Nurse, 45) "At kids' soccer games, they cheer when the other team's kid scores. The other team's parents look confused. Then they cheer too." (Youth soccer coach, 52, lived one year in Ohio) "A man sneezed on a bus in Chicago. Eleven strangers said 'Bless you.' He said 'thank you' eleven times. Nobody on that bus thought this was strange." (University student, 21) "At an airport in Texas, I watched a soldier try to pay for his lunch. The cashier said someone already had. He asked who. She said, 'Somebody who didn't want you to know.'" (Retired teacher, 70) "American fathers cannot braid hair. But they will watch a video at midnight for an hour so their daughter's hair looks right on picture day." (Hair stylist, 33) "I ran the Chicago Marathon once. Strangers stood in the cold for hours holding signs for people they will never meet. At mile 20, a man I'd never seen read the name off my bib and screamed it like he'd raised me." (Runner, 48) "When Americans get lost, they ask a stranger. If the stranger is also lost, they become a team." (Tour guide, 39) "They ask the waitress her name. And then they remember it." (Restaurant owner, 66) And one more. From my father. He's 76. He doesn't say much about anything. This is the longest thing I have ever heard him say about another country. "Every time something terrible happens in America, I watch the news, and I look for one thing. The people running toward it. There are always so many." So, America. You don't have to become the Americans we think you are. We're not imagining you. We're remembering you.
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Dear @LaHood4Texas, @KenPaxtonTX, @GregAbbott_TX Stop texting me. If I wasn’t already voting against you, your insane nonstop text and phone campaign drove me nuts. Despite repeated requests to stop and unsubscribe, it kept going. You guys aren’t big on consent are ya?
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