Let me bring you songs from the wood: To make you feel much better than you could know. - Jethro Tull
This Moment
Joined December 2017
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Happy Thanksgiving to those who had a half gallon of cream leak all over their fridge, and a very special thank you to whoever it is at @StaterBrosMkts whose job it is to poke holes in the bottom of cartons of dairy - you’ve blessed me twice now.
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I ran out of cream and accidentally created my new favorite hot drink - coffee + swiss miss w/mini marshmallows 😂
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Three days until retirement and everyone keeps telling me what a marvelous journey lies ahead. Hells bells, I’m DONE with the journey. It’s all destination now!!!
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So my little ChatGPT adventures collided with my work universe and it’s now a full-blown obsession. I can literally outline an 8-hour training course in under five minutes and I have NO qualms about it lmao.
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Just started the process of deleting my insta. Apparently you get 30 days to change your mind. They need a Believe Me I’m a Very Decisive Person button.
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A new neighbor was walking her tortoise while I was walking Sage and Sage fell HARD in love 😍😍😍 Honestly, it explains a lot lmao
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I never considered myself to have a suspicious nature until the blue check marks started to drop like flies lmao
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Twelve new emails after six days of vacation. I vote for everyone always taking the same days off 😂
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Having coffee on the patio in thermals, fleece robe, knee socks, uggs, a hat with ear flaps and fingerless gloves. And just like that I’m the batshit crazy old lady of the neighborhood 😂😂😂
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When you go to the pie shop for a coconut custard and they don’t have any, so you get a coconut cream AND a custard ☺️
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Things I’d like to say to my boss #256😂
Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”
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Looking forward to a time when I don’t return from the market over budget despite the million shitty compromises I made 🙃
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