Actress. Singer. Writer. 1980s Pop Culture geek. All expressed views are my own. Represented by @KeddieScott

London, England
Joined April 2011
There was an event so good we restarted time
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Penicillin.
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Cash under the mattress. My uncles weren’t wrong, just early lol.
Apparently we should all keep some cash on us given all these cyber attacks. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Replying to @shannonrwatts
The press clearly knew and kept trying to guilt her into letting him see her kids so they could photograph it then drop the allegations about him and say what a horrible mother she is for letting her kids near him.
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Deb retweeted
Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars. Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. All we want is clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.
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15.40pm. Getting dark already. I'm not ready for this.
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Oct 26th 1985 - Helen Sharp (Goldie Hawn) drank the forever young potion. 📽️📅 Death Becomes Her (1992)
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In about 30seconds time everyone will suddenly realise that it was insane to have Oxford Street full of cars. Well done to Sadiq Khan and everyone involved.
A new era for Oxford Street starts now.
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Replying to @Thought_Crimez
The hate/jealousy against Bernie Mac is ridiculous.
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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Replying to @ianvisits
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Ryvita, founded in 1925, and holder of a Royal Warrant to King Char... wait, hang on.
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Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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I love it when men in their late 50s are looking for something casual. Sir, you’re about to retire. Get you someone who knows your pill regimen and calm down.
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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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The representative of the Sussexes is almost as sarcastic as I am. I love it.
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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