I had a side dish thay was mostly Brussels sprouts and apples. It was delicious.

I read this as "Is it possible to have a sandwich and still be hungry" Yes. Yes it is.

I'm on standby if you need any graphics help!

Try praying for amputees to regrow their lost limbs. Oh that's right. Prayer only works on things that are known to happen naturally.

You deserve a deep tissue brain massage.

You are excluded by General consent from rational discourse regarding biology. This is because of your commitment to logical fallacies in lieu of critical thinking and rational discourse. Your stupidity is not my violation of Twitter's terms of service.

So you're trying to tell us that you are not a paleontologist?

I am not ostracizing you because you don't agree with the prevailing scientific model, I'm ostracizing you for lying and bastardizing that science in favor of your own, dogmatic religious delusions.

Translation: I'm still looking for a Crocoduck because I don't understand what is meant by 'transitional fossil'. #StrawMan #fail

Translation: If I don't think about it, then the evidence won't support your claims... #DumbAndProud

Aggressive stupidity and blatant denial. Then, when you expose the stupidity of their argument, they play the victim.

Translation: I've never been to a natural history museum. #DumbAndProud

You're lying for Jesus every time you open your scientifically illiterate mouth and bastardize the science that doesn't fit your asinine religious presuppositions. #Liar4Jesus

The links work fine. Stop being lazy.

The burden of proof has been met, which is why evolution is the prevailing scientific model explaining biodiversity. Your unreasonable expectations and misconceptions notwithstanding. Call me a bully. Maybe. But I'm not a liar or an academic troll like your clueless friend.

Scroll up. There have been several tweets linking you to the evidence supporting common ancestry between humans and chimpanzees. I guess you couldn't read one of the images so you just stopped reading altogether? Ignoring the evidence won't make it go away.

You started off strong, but then you started regurgitating #PRATT claims, appealing to personal incredulity, misconceptions, confirmation bias and authority in lieu of any actual evidence. Now you're defending Benji's incompetence and ineptitude? Shame.

Will you be happy in Heaven with the knowledge of your unsaved family members and friends burning for all eternity in Hell?

Translation: THE END OF THE WORLD -- coming any day now for the past 2,000+ years.... #Apologetics

Humans and chimpanzees share common ancestry. Spread the word.