When the temperature is as high as my #golf score, I don't play... That's my rule.
It's 101° today. I should probably get. Better at golf...
#dadjokes#sports
Been living in Delaware! Pretty good over here. Access to beaches, airports, tax free shipping, minimal natural disasters, easy access to other major cities ☺️
I've made a critical error in judgement...
I went to the grocery store directly after working out at @orangetheory ...
I'm gonna need a loan from someone.
@JimCarrey hello! Been a fan of yours pretty much my whole life and love you as the villain in movies.
Watched the first Sonic with my daughter, and you absolutely rocked it.
I got my Sega when I was 7 and now I can't unsee you as the evil egg man.
Hope you are well!