Imagine being christened before you've learnt to walk. You can't speak, read, reason or even decide what you want for breakfast. But the adults have already organised a religious ceremony concerning your spiritual future. The baby probably just wants some fucking milk. 😂

Christianity is so false that two churches can read the same bible, consult the same holy spirit, reach completely opposite conclusions, and somehow both be certain god agrees with them. 😂

Let’s hope the god of the bible isn’t real, because fucking hell, what an absolute cunt they’ve written him as. 😂 Floods the earth, orders massacres, demands worship, and somehow we’re supposed to admire him. I suppose every story needs a villain. The bizarre bit is they wrote this one as the hero.

Here’s one, Frank. If god genuinely wants everyone to know him, knows exactly what would convince each person he exists, and has the power to provide it without interfering with free will, why are there sincere people who search for him and find nothing? What’s stopping him?

I’ve got a proper V for Vendetta against religious nonsense. 😂 The stupid takes, the endless waffle, the sheer confidence people have in arguments that fall apart under the slightest scrutiny. Believe whatever you want, but don’t expect me to sit there and pretend it makes sense.

You’ve taken a creation story and somehow turned it into a genetics lesson. The NHS documents people with XY chromosomes who develop female anatomy, alongside other variations in sex development. So why are you treating Genesis like a biology textbook?

Some Christians will tell you straight-faced that you deserve eternal punishment for rejecting their religion, then start crying about disrespect when you tell them their beliefs are fucking disgusting. So your god can condemn me to hell, but I’m supposed to watch my language? Get fucked. 😂

😂 Imagine telling your wife you want another woman, then convincing the whole church it was god’s idea. That’s the beauty of claiming divine instructions. You get what you want, and anyone who objects has apparently got a problem with the almighty.

I’d need convincing, independently verifiable evidence that Christianity is actually true. Take the resurrection. What gets us from people believing Jesus rose from the dead to establishing that he actually did? I’d happily change my mind if the evidence justified it. Can you say the same?

You’ve casually put gay people on the same list as murderers and haters, then started preaching about humility. Tell me something, mate. What exactly has someone done wrong by being gay? Who’s been harmed? And why on earth would they need saving from it?

I’ll be talking some more shit about religion and Christianity today. 😂 Hopefully the Christians can get through it without having a meltdown in my mentions. Wouldn’t put money on it, but you never know. 😂