Them: You are either RW or LW, you have to pick a side. Meanwhile the sides:

EMudra is getting all the attention because rand() { return 4;} is so meme-able, but the real smoking gun is the PingCAP breach. To call it shambolic is an understatement, especially when it was known internally since 2022 and nothing was done to actually fix it.

2.2G is just webpack bundles.

860KB of actual code. 800M node modules, 3.2G of Next JS artifacts. Another app in our monorepo has a 10G .next folder. God save Software Engineering from this shitshow.

Oncall teams right now

French boomers rn.

Europoor economies growing ?

This is basically realizing the Atman in Hindu Philosophy, lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=M32DVGty… Just like Lord Indra sending heavenly damsels to break the austerities of Rishis and Sages.