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12 on the 11th????? Wo, scratch that one too.
A year older, but more importantly, a year lived. And for that alone, I’m grateful.
Happy birthday to the guy who’s still figuring it out but somehow keeps finding his way. 🖤🥂
Haters will say it's not sweet, jokes on y'all!
Y'all should spot @TheOluwaseyiE on my table. 😀
Notifications all day, I finally had the time to open the group chat and boom, everybody dey communicate with VN. I close am straight, what is wrong with these people?? 😭😭😭😭
Łämi-Ďarë retweeted
Whooshhhh! The day we’ve been looking forward to is finally here!🥹💃🏿
In a few hours, we’ll gather in church for our EVENING OF WORSHIP with Ministers Steph Ade and Mabel Omajuwa.🔥
Get ready, family! Tonight is going to be special and we look forward to seeing you! 😌
Ago, it’s time to raise a sound! 🗣️🙌🏾
This Wednesday, we’re coming together for an Evening of Worship, setting our hearts on Jesus and lifting His name in songs of praise.
With ministers Mabel Omajuwa, and @Steph_ade leading us, we look forward to an evening of heartfelt worship and wholehearted devotion to God.
Make plans to be there, invite someone to come with you, and join us as we lift up the name of Jesus!
📍 Hillcrest Event Centre, Ago Palace Way.
⏰ 6:00 PM
See you on Wednesday, family! 😌
#CCIAgo #CCILagos #EveningOfWorship
Omo, make this meeting end, make I go cook beans and plantain abeg. My go-to food in the midst of all these bland options! 😔
Łämi-Ďarë retweeted
Mehn social media is so funny
You speak about a woman you’ve probably not met and may never meet
You speak about her motives like they are yours
No compassion, no empathy, no silence (at least) especially in her grief
Weird people
There’s a reason I have stayed away from the Toluwanisings funeral controversy , but this excuse from his wife is completely difficult to understand.
You can live in your husband’s mansion, use his cars, enjoy his properties and benefits from his bank accounts, but you cannot bear to see the grave of the man you shared a life with? Make it make sense!.
In my opinion the reason for this refusal is because she’s planning to sell that property in future, with the grave there it might affect the resale value.
You want to remain comfortable with everything he left behind but you can’t stand to see his grave?
If the man’s memory is unbearable, why is everything attached to his legacy still acceptable?.
Łämi-Ďarë retweeted
Let me explain to you how bad this thing is…
The atmosphere is terribly hot.
There’s no light.
You decide to buy fuel (IF you can afford it), and it’s 1400 per liter, so there’s only so much you can buy.
They bring light eventually but you can’t leave your AC on for long (IF you can afford an AC), because light tariff is high.
And if you can afford to run AC for long hours, you end up spending a large chunk of your income on electricity.
Not feeding, not housing, not clothing… but electricity so you don’t have a heat stroke.
🙂
And somebody opened mouth to say we should not make enemies of people supporting this administration. Maka chi, if I use the heat that’s doing me and enter you, you’ll be think kpe is a mad woman.
Shameless club fans but I love it 😂😂😂
FLEETWOOD 1-1 (*5-3) ARSENAL.
🗣️ “No more Grimsby!”
Watch the Full Witches Video on YouTube via Link in Comments🔗🎥
🎙️ @henryggmu1
Max Dowman Arteta Odegaard Gyokeres Havertz
#Arsenal #Fleetwood #EFLCup #CarabaoCup #Arteta
Left work at 4pm, spent three hours in traffic, got home at 7pm, and there’s no light. Been out since 6am BTW and now hustling to get petrol to power generator, so I could catch some rest.
It’s 2026, and living in Nigeria still means battling for basic amenities after giving the country your time, energy, and a good chunk of your salary in taxes. You pay through your nose to survive, spend hours fighting traffic, and still come home to a country that cannot guarantee you electricity.
And to those who spend their entire lives defending this government out of greed, remember that the consequences of your defence will not end with you. Your children and generations after them will inherit the very suffering you helped sustain.
You can sell your conscience for personal gain today, but your descendants will pay the price tomorrow, by God’s grace.
$4200 program fee and you are offering me a $300 discount, which is even only applicable if I do two instalmental payments.
These oyinbo people really lack self awareness, have they forgotten that TINUBU is still our president????? Thid country steadily kpai dreams yoooo 😪🤧
I need people to understand that there’s a time for gist and a time for sharp, straight-to-the-point conversations.
Sometimes, I might need an urgent answer or information, and that doesn’t mean I have the time to exchange pleasantries or gist at that particular moment.
It doesn’t mean I don’t want to gist with you; it simply means there’s something that needs immediate attention.
Believe me, when it’s time for gist, and we are both in sync (in the context of timing), na me go set the table, and shout, “HIT ME, OMO IYA MII!” 😭😂
Lunch time kick off at stamford bridge on Saturday.
I will not say more than this, do whatever you want with this information. SIU 🤝
🚨 It is understood that Michael Carrick has been given the opportunity to turn things around at Manchester United. [@MKeegan_Overlap] #mufc
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Una see say I change profile picture, I don serious now, make nobody joke with me oo!
I will do my part, show up, and exercise my right to vote. Beyond the noise, the rants, the complaints and the endless blame game, we must understand that our future also depends on what we do with the power we have.
You should use your powers too because we cannot keep demanding a better Nigeria while abandoning the very process through which we can demand accountability.
Verify your voters registration here pls:
Confirm your polling unit
cvr.inecnigeria.org/vvs
