𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐅 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐊

𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⇆ & ♡

That's an exaggeration. Sometimes I sleep for a few centuries.

[ Return to lizard mode. ]

Shadow the Hedgehog is a little bitch. What can he destroy? A building? An island? In my prime, I reshaped the continents with the beat of my wings and wiped every civilization off the face of the planet in a matter of months.

The ultimate lifeform, yes.

[ Incredibly long and poorly translated skill description reduces it to like 3 damage somehow. ] Eugh. Gross.

[ curse of pissing blood and bleeding piss. ]

You can too.

I was unfortunately created with some human blood even in my true form, which drastically shortened and increased the frequency of my. . . Cycles. Though I live as long as a dragon should, my body has the wretched needs of a worm.

Why hasn't that blasted battle simulator been updated in 2 years!? I need to show my superiority!

Gills.

At my full size, I could crush your squirming body between two fingers.

[ Can do either. ]

Or what?

Into the juicer with you

I'm glad to see my voice carried far and wide, even reaching your ears several hours later.

[ Crushing her. ]