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@DefinitelySwag
Joined April 2013
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@TIME3 Feb 2017
Does the sound of noisy eating drive you mad? Here's why ti.me/2l3HoyP
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"If the plural form of goose is geese, why don't we call them geesebumps?" -a girl walking behind me today
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My phone keeps autocorrecting "Alcohol" to "Alcoholic". Okay, Apple, okay.
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When you accidentally swipe left on a girl who has a horse
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Bad News: The Big 12 Championship Trophy was broken today. Good News: We have 9 others. #BoomerSooner
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I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, y'all better be doing a better job at not being shitty to each other, k?
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The most annoying thing about being Canadian is knowing more about America than I know about Canada. WHAT THE HELL IS A METRIC SYSTEM
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A couple guys in hard hats just tape measured the front of our store. That can't be good, right?
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I've spelled the word "restaurant" correctly exactly 0 times in my life without the help of autocorrect.
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🎶 tale as old as time 🎶 teapaw.org/tomzalatnai/status/658…
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I whisper "you had one job" to myself at least 12 X's a day.
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I'm 22 years old and have yet to master showering without getting soap in my eyes. Cool.
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If Donald wins, I'll give everyone that RTs this $100 #ElectionNight #MyVote
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whoever tries to bring you down is already way below you
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Game recognize game vine.co/v/5g36juBKUUz – at Indianapolis, IN
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Life is like a box of dicks. You didn't ask for it, and it's awful.
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Just guys being dudes
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what r feelings
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@ people who draw the sun with sunglasses: that's hilarious and whacky. Hell yes
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