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Joined June 2022
Be that mf 😂😂😂
No matter how expensive her taste is, there's always a mf smashing for free.
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4 months was still okay for a Christian to introduce someone to God
Ugandans on X. I would like to bring to your attention Kabaganda Sharon. She is one of us here. She got pregnant for someone who left her alone stranded for 4 month now. The assistance she needs. Financial help that can help her get what to eat but most importantly she needs to get a scan and also secure items to use through and after labor. I had a call with her this evening regarding the same and tomorrow I plan to host a space around 8-PM where I’ll bring her onboard and see how best we can raise help for her. 🧒 I trust you as my follower and love you have. Kindly reach out to her on +256 708 976350 for any details.
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Thr beating my mother would have given you ,it's only the soil that will support you at that particular moment and by the time you realize you were been beaten ,she would have finished.
So you take your daughter's phone away and THIS happens 😳 What would you do?
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Unless it's a transactional/financial intimacy then in that case the material covering expenses are negotiated upfront.😂😂😂😂
Replying to @Elenabardyf
Intimacy isn’t a reward system 😭
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கணவனும் மனைவியும் மெக்காவுக்குப் போன சந்தோஷத்தில் அன்பைப் பரிமாறிக்கொள்வதைத் தான்… பாகிஸ்தான்காரன் இந்த வீடியோவை எடுத்துக்கொடுத்து, ஒழுக்கக்கேடான செயல்னு சொல்லி, இந்த ரெண்டு பேரோட தலையையும் வாங்கியிருக்கு காட்டுமிராண்டி இஸ்லாமிய சவுதி அரசு.🤧
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Years ago when I was a kid one day on my way to school I saw a Komodo dragon so when I reached school I told my classmates what I had seen but they didn't believe me. It was so funny to them that they nicknamed me Komodo eventually calling me Komo. It is here that I started supporting Como F.C
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We built the dams fast and the grid slowly. Fixing the transformers one by one won’t end it. Every upgrade must build towards a planned , ringed network not just patch today’s fire.
18 months of planned power cuts in Greater Kampala, in 17 seconds. 625 shutdowns. Each glow is an area switched off; the brighter it gets, the more often it went dark. The same neighbourhoods light up again and again (pun intended) And this is for only the planned shutdowns.
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She is married with three kids don’t dm her.
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There will be signs 🌚
Client is just ungrateful. I see no problem with the sticker 😒
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One man can impregnate a whole village, a whole village can't impregnate one woman.
Why can men marry multiple wives, but women can't marry multiple husbands?
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*Meat & grit.
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At one time Ugandan politics was perceived as for the uneducated, then the educated and sophisticated joined. Guess what happened?🌚
One thing we must acknowledge about Pastor @RobertKayanja is that he was an educated man who could articulate himself eloquently and speak fluent English at a time when Pentecostal Christians were often looked down upon, stereotyped as uneducated and perceived by some as backward. He stood in a generation when Pentecostalism was still fighting for recognition and respect within Uganda’s religious landscape. Yet, he allowed God to use his education, communication skills, courage and spiritual conviction to build a ministry that would influence Nations. Like David in the Bible, he is not infallible !
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GOVERNANCE BY TANTRUM IS NOT HEALTH POLICY U.M.A condemns the unlawful summary suspension of Dr. Robert Candia by Hon. Min. of State for Health, Hon. Anifa Kawooya. We demand: ✅ Immediate rescission of the suspension ✅ An end to political theatrics in our health facilities
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The concept of RELIGON was invented independently by humans from across the world to: ▪️make sense of the unknown ▪️cope with fear & mortality ▪️social cohesion & group survival ▪️governance & control The scam called Christianity replaced local religions invented by ancestors.
I watched Frank Gashumba on Bruno’s live yesterday. His issue as I understood it, was with fake pastors. And surely we can all agree those exist. What puzzles me is why criticism of fake pastors is being received as an attack on every pastor. Surely genuine ministers should be equally concerned about people using God’s name to deceive others? Defending the faith should include holding accountable those who exploit it. If your ministry is honest and your miracles are genuine, why the uproar? Why the curses ? Who exactly are you defending ?
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No pastor in Africa has a better outreach than my Pastor, the Man of God, Robert Kayanja, whose ministry has taken the Gospel of Jesus Christ to more than 80 countries across the world. For the last 35 years, he has dedicated his life to preaching the Word of God, winning souls, transforming lives and spreading the message of salvation beyond borders. Beyond his remarkable ministry and global influence, Pastor Kayanja holds a Bachelor’s degree, a Master’s degree and a PhD in Theology from Life Christian University in Tampa, Florida. This speaks to a man who has invested not only his life in serving God but also in deepening his theological understanding of the very Word he has committed himself to preach. His ministry is a testament to the power of faith, consistency, sacrifice and an unwavering commitment to the Great Commission. From Uganda to the rest of the world, his journey reflects a calling that transcends geographical boundaries and continues to touch lives across nations. I celebrate my Pastor, not merely for the countries he has reached or the years he has served, but for a life dedicated to the work of God and the advancement of His Kingdom🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Mind you, if you want to sustain an argument with me about faith and your only evidence is that colonial book, you're wasting your time. I see it as a colonial tool designed to implant a foreign culture in our minds and keep us mentally colonised for generations. So, please, don't quote those verses at me expecting to make a case. 🚮
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Whatever you do, whoever you think you're, DONT TRY THIS AT ALL! ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Those who have ever had Jigijigi with their coworkers, what happened next ?
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Dear M7, the next time you plan on addresing us, uhmmnn lets cut it frm here you're a fool.
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This country is slowly going to the dogs, if it hasn’t already. The economy is in ruins, despite attempts by the regime to paint a rosy picture. Fuel prices are through the roof & the dollar rate has gone wild. As a result, prices of everything are now going up the stairs to the rooftop. The tax authority continues to squeeze us into the ground even when it knows we are barely hanging on. You’re paying so many taxes you barely have anything left for basic survival. On the other side Ministers, MPs, RDCs, Presidential Advisors & other folks of that kind are enjoying fat salaries & lavish lifestyles at the expense of the already burdened tax payer. Meanwhile, service delivery is at an all time low, medical workers are disillusioned & aggrieved, teachers are grumpy & civil servants are just walking in & out of their offices at will. There is a nonchalant attitude across the entire civil service. At the same time, the rule of law is nonexistent & anyone can be picked up at any time for as much as a sneeze that angers you-know-who. All this while, the Judiciary continues to turn a blind eye to the plight of political dissidents who don’t agree with the regime. People are picked up, tortured & kept incommunicado & the judiciary is mute. Because the regime owns the parliament, all MPs can do right now is endorse whatever repressive law the regime cooks up to entrench itself. They legislate for the regime, not for the people. Don’t forget that, security is now a reserve of those who have guns. Armed robbers, thugs with iron bars, pavers & other weapons own the streets. You can’t move without worrying that you’ll be attacked & possibly thumped to death by goons looking to relive you of your hard earned shillings & property. I’m a lover of hope & positivity but is it such a wild thing to say that Uganda is tending towards a failed state? Is it being overly dramatic to say we are really going through the pits? And I know I seem like I’m only picking out things that are not working but am I telling any lies? Yes, there are things that work & there is so much to be proud of as a Ugandan but in this moment right now, I’m very low on morale. And this is sad, considering this week we celebrate our independence. How do you guys feel those ends? This side it’s looking bleak. 😔
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If she stays online after saying gn, that means she has a second guy but if she goes offline right after saying gn that means you’re the second guy
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