EFWM Ben

(me being neither a grower nor a shower) my therapist can beat up your therapist

has t-pain not suffered enough? must we stoop so low low low low?

*Zombie Reagan mid-rampage* I’d like a Dunkaccino please

My solo album Spun Honey is now streaming! Listen here linktr.ee/bencrane I am incredibly excited to finally welcome you, curious traveler, to this little hideaway I built. – at Queens, NY

My new single Greaseball is now streaming everywhere! Link in bio to listen This song sits on a curb and thinks… about chasing money and then getting bored and then what. About time passing click by click and even while you sleep it clicks on by like a waterwheel – at Queens, NY

My new single “Watch The Credits Roll” is now streaming everywhere! Full album Spun Honey drops March 21, keep yer eyes peeled 👀 linktr.ee/bencrane

Hello! I’m releasing a solo album for the first time in over a decade. You can pre-save the first single out next Thurs 1/18 “Watch The Credits Roll” at the link below, the full album “Spun Honey” is out March 21. Yay! lnk.to/WatchTheCreditsRoll

Do you think the grandparents in Willy Wonka ever swapped – at Queens, NY

Hello burning hellscape that used to be Twitter! My band released an album today so check it out since we worked super hard on it and heck you might even enjoy it. Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3Y2e7… Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/dep… – at Brooklyn, NY

saw this and thought of you

I tell people I have an “on the go” lifestyle but it just means I sometimes eat a babybel snack cheese over the trash can – at Brooklyn, NY

New single ⚡️depression disco⚡️streaming NOW. Get after it my freaky people open.spotify.com/track/6QEGJ… – at Brooklyn, NY

the amount of BetterHelp ads I get is depressing – at Brooklyn, NY

ok how much to fight the eels – at Brooklyn, NY

@MarvelousCrane can I interest you in this Fall 2019 edition of Crane Trader? some pretty good deals in here – at Brooklyn, NY

wow they really made the office of track lubrication number 69 *slow clap*

NYC! If you need a FREE activity this Friday that is both spooky + kooky, come to @RockwoodNYC at 10:30 to BOOgie down to Halloween hits performed for your pleasure. The funk is ALIVE and we will be dressed to kill 😈 – at Brooklyn, NY

huh I usually have these in a different order – at Brooklyn, NY

Damn he really put his whole Debussy into Clair de Lune – at Newport Beach, CA

10% off? Is this a circumcision ad?