right I have 5 days to make a face sitting video before it becomes illegal and I’ve found a volunteer so watch this space 😇
so does this mean I have to delete all the videos where I sit on Elf on the shelf as punishment for catching him in my bedroom?
I’m so tired that I just got into the bath with my pants & socks on and couldn’t work out why I felt so weird 😴
DEMI DEVIL retweeted
if you’re poor but still wanna impress me, buy me a box of tea/matcha pods/etc from this wishlist.
that way, you stay within your budget, but still get the satisfaction of knowing you’ve sorted me a cuppa every day.
win win 💝
amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/…
I’m in the bath and just watched a huge spider start coming in the window, I was like “nope no thank you” and he went back out. I can control spiders now so watch out, I’ll make them crawl in your mouth while you’re sleeping 🤭
I’m soooo tired and cranky today but I have a gym sock drop AND a gym thong drop for you this evening I PROMISE this time 🥰🥰
@AshBatRivers not sure how I ended up rting your cat gif instead of my own tweet but we need more cats on the tl anyway I feel
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