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“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” -Mugatu

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined February 2009
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Ryan Howard. He was never the same after that Achilles injury.
You can give one athlete a completely injury-free career. Every injury they ever suffered is erased. You get to see how great they could’ve been. Who are you choosing?
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You can’t say Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith, Derrick Henry, or Marshawn Lynch. Super Bowl. Fourth-and-1 at midfield. Everybody in the stadium knows you’re running the ball. Name a running back you’re trusting to get that first down.
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My local grocery doesn’t sell ground beef by the gallon, but $6.30 a gallon sounds like a bargain.
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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I have not and will not ever turn down my wife if she initiates sex.
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Let’s make illegal stuff illegaler!
As a Marine and dad, I’m voting Yes on 9 to keep assault weapons off our streets.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is federally illegal per 18usc922 to have a firearm, including a stripped lower, from being shipped to your house. What he has shown, is already a federal felony and has been for nearly 60 years. law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18…
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Chuck Bednarik.
Ray Lewis, Luke Kuechly, and Patrick Willis aren’t available. Name a linebacker you’d trust to stop a run on 4th-and-goal from the 1.
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Is that per person deported or a one time cost for all of them?
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Isn’t murder banned? Why are people still commiting murder?
Replying to @doggintrump
Grenades are banned, no grenade killings, rocket launchers are banned, no rocket launcher killings…. Ban guns and there will be less gun deaths, just a simple fact
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Cherry cordial. Full stop
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I explained to my wife when we started dating that I am not in a relationship to play games or to read minds. Hints and crap is not communication and it’s infuriating.
Why do men ignore hints like they're being paid to misunderstand women? 😭 I'll give you 17 clues, change my tone, act differently, and practically hand you the answer… And he'll still say, "l"You should've just told me." BRO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT ROMANTIC, NOT SUBMIT A FORM. Men, do you genuinely miss the hints, or do you understand them and pretend you don't?
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At home circumcission machine
50€ à celui qui trouve à quoi ca sert
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Fun size candy bars are a LIE!
My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year. -Fun-size bars are usually 15–25¢ each. -Full-size are around 75¢–$1. Most people give out 2–3 fun-size anyway, so the real difference is often only a few cents per kid. Am I crazy, or is it weird for an HOA to police this?
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How do you POLITELY tell someone they're overweight???
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I would. And tell them thank you
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Spanish, Japanese, Mandarin
if you could add 3 languages to your brain overnight, which ones would you pick?
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No Member of Congress, regardless of party, should face political intimidation from the executive branch. Any use of the federal government's power to target political opponents threatens our democracy. Today's search of Congresswoman @Ilhan Omar’s home by DHS and DOJ reminds us the importance of protecting against the weaponization of federal law enforcement. The public deserves clear answers immediately about the circumstances surrounding this search. nytimes.com/2026/10/12/us/po…
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Hawaiian Punch.
name a non-alcoholic drink you'd happily drink every single day.
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The Office of Congresswoman Omar released the following statement: “This raid by Trump’s DHS is an outrageous abuse of power and an unprecedented escalation in the weaponization of federal law enforcement to target political enemies. For a decade, Donald Trump has relentlessly targeted Congresswoman Ilhan Omar with inflammatory rhetoric, repeatedly putting a target on her back. Now, those attacks have escalated to a pointless federal raid. The Congresswoman has done nothing wrong. No president should be able to use the power of the federal government to intimidate his political enemies.”
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