Depth Of Depths

". . . brigade, but can someone please tell me what happens to a person's velocity when you throw a portal at them and they go through it."

There are many resonant frequencies and you can't be friends with all of them.

The Tao which is not the true Tao is the true Tao.

This tweet will change your life, by changing it from a life where you have not read this tweet to a life where you have.

HORACE: Dulce ... ME: Yes. Good HORACE: ... et Decorum est ... ME: Great. Go on. Keep em comin HORACE: ... pro Patria Mori. ME: No.

Yes, people are bad at living their own lives. But they're even worse at trying to live each others', and you're people too.

It's quite bad how there are problems which can't be solved even if you reverse the flow of time.

If you can have a negative amount of sleep then you get to live forever.

You need to draw dots on your computer screen to make displayed commas look like semicolons, and I am in no way obligated to explain why.

Imagine a bowl. Very good. Now, stop imagining a bowl. Excellent! Well done.

"That may be true, but at the end of the day, I'm leading this army and you're not." A fully general counterargument.

Meta, but on a higher level, and about more important things.

We should require that Gods undergo mandatory training and pass a written test before letting them start religions.

What is a pile? A miserable little pile of even smaller piles!

A fictional polyamorous group which ends the story containing none of the individual people it began with. The ship of Theseus.

Throwing a tantrum, very gently

Newtonian Physics was a pretty dank meme, but General Relativity eventually proved to be danker.

Slowly leafing through a stack of printed-out image macros, occasionally pausing to laugh,