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Fuck em we ball

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Joined May 2012
we aint got your money and ueno it
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"Anakin did you know that in 1964, minimum wage was $1.25 an hour. Today, those five silver quarters are worth $50.63."
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Regret to inform you that I have fallen to the dark side due to sick ass anakin skywalker edits
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🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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‘Deportations? Restore Britain? Something about an oak door? Anakin, you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path my friends won’t let me follow!’
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Screaming “Hitler” in the gym as I lock out my 135 deadlift
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I am not joking when I say in the future we will look back times like this and simply laugh Would you believe everyone turned bearish at the cycle bottom in Otober 2026 when Bitcoin dipped from 87k to 80k after going from 57k to 87k straight up" People will think you are lying
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Spent 4 years at college just to find out my real passion was unemployment
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I've come to accept that all of my personal data is public information at this point Newsy Johnson
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We are the ones living in dark ages
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I see blue light toxic mfers everywhere I go
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“Are you free after work?” I’m free during work I don’t give a fuck
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My favorite part about using Bitcoin to pay for simple things like coffee is knowing I didn't participate in a massive child trafficking, war, and slavery money laundering operation like you do when you use government dollars. I like to use @MannaBitcoin
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After deep reflection and a lot of soul searching I have come to the conclusion that I will not be addressing the allegations
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I’ve been treating people like they are wearing a wire and my life has improved by a lot
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Still one of the best edits to date. (credit: @Red5djedi)
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It’s funny because testosterone makes you obsess over truth not women
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There’s something deeply unserious about spending $60,000 on a car and then driving it somewhere you don’t want to be five days a week.
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What if we lived in Batman: The Animated Series forever
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I now undertand why they call them shiitake mushrooms that was the biggest shit I’ve taken in a while Lots of fiber
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