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Schrödinger's cat is dead. I peeked. PDP/PDNP/PUD

Louisiana
Joined March 2009
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As an observer of politics for ~50 years, one thing is consistent: When the Dems sense they have an advantage, they always overplay their hand.
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Gonna put on the idiot tube and see if perchance @CBSNews has found a lifelong R who plans to vote D.
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On the one hand, intentionally confusing voters with similarly-named candidates is perfectly OK. But if you crack a joke (“Don’t forget to vote D this Thursday!”) you go to jail.
Unbelievable. Even the New York Times is reporting this. Mary Peltola's team combed Alaska's voter rolls for every man named Dan Sullivan, then recruited one to run to confuse voters. Senior Democratic Senate campaign officials in Washington were in on it. Two terms in Congress. Zero bills signed into law. But she found time to hunt down every Dan Sullivan in Alaska. Control of the Senate goes through Alaska. Let's elect the REAL Dan Sullivan.
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The height of journalisming — when the national news outlets find an erstwhile Trump voter who plans to vote for Talarico/Al Sayed.
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Steve Maley retweeted
Map of oil and gas wells. State unknown.
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Ilian Omar has received a lot of flack in her choice of marriage partners. In her defense, Lots of people internet date. They DON’T usually use 23 and Me.
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“Ridin’ that train/ High on cocaine/ Gavin Newsom you better watch your speed …”media.abc10.com/assets/KXTV/…
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Now do Parliament.
Not particularly good company. 56 traitors, a rapist, a paedophile, a smuggler, and at least 1 corrupt politician. 250 years on, and nothing has changed. (Except it’s one man now and not 56)
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“…[When] it comes to disclosing suspected paranormal activity, only Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Jersey and New York require real estate agents to do so…” Wait — aren’t these also the places with “SCIENCE IS REAL” yard signs? nola.com/entertainment_life/…
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Sen. Slotkin’s speech re: political retribution sounded even better in the original German.
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It's not about better schools. Just a hunch.
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Hey, @NBA: Why do require my old password to reset my password after I click “Forgot Password”? If I could remember my old password, why would I click “Forgot Password”?
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Can’t wait for the world’s first 3D fender-bender.
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Steve Maley retweeted
Bernie wants "ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE." Senator, you represent Vermont. About 640,000 people. California has 39 million and gets the same two senators. By your own rule, one Vermonter's Senate vote is worth about 60 Californians. Want to start the reform with your seat? I'll wait. "One person, one vote" isn't about money. It's Gray v. Sanders (1963) and Reynolds v. Sims (1964). Districts have to hold equal numbers of people. Nothing about who writes checks. Thirty-five years in Congress and you still can't find the right chapter. I'd explain it, but I left my crayons and construction paper at home. Now your numbers. Red pen out. Musk, $650 million: roughly true. About $290 million in 2024, $366 million this cycle, his name on every check. Partial credit. Crypto, $500 million: even Benzinga couldn't verify it. The reported pieces add up to about $360 million. Where's the other $140 million, Bernie? Did it fall out of your jet? AIPAC, $230 million: eleven days ago you said AIPAC "plans to spend" $233 million. Now it "spent" $230 million. Changing your data after the experiment gets a zero in my class. AI, $200 million: fine. Have a cookie. Now look who's missing. George Soros. Soros-linked groups have sent about $102 million to Democracy PAC this cycle, half of it through a nonprofit his son chairs. In 2022 Soros set the midterm donor record at $128 million. Elon broke a record. Guess whose. You didn't forget him. You just don't count the guy buying elections for YOUR side. That's a referee who only throws flags at one bench. "Differing weights and differing measures, both of them are an abomination to Yahweh." Proverbs 20:10. One scale for Elon, another for George. Proverbs calls that cheating. And you skipped the biggest wallet in the room. It has my mailing address. A magazine from the NEA showed up at my house. The National Education Association. Inside was a list of every candidate I'm supposed to vote for, or the education system will collapse. I looked up every single one. I don't agree with a single one of them. That's your "one person, one vote." A union spends a teacher's dues on candidates the teacher won't vote for. About 45 percent of union households voted Trump in 2024. Labor sent Democrats about 87 percent of its candidate money. Nobody asked me. They told me. Then there's the money nobody can see. The Brennan Center, not exactly a MAGA outfit, estimated more than $1.9 billion in 2024 federal election money came from donors the public can't fully see. About $1.2 billion helped Democrats. About $664 million helped Republicans. Your side had nearly double the hidden money, and you're mad at the guy who signed his name. The Sixteen Thirty Fund spent about $313 million in 2024. Three donors supplied half its money. Three people. They call that grassroots. Grassroots with three roots. And Planned Parenthood? The GAO found its affiliates took in about $1.54 billion in Medicare, Medicaid, and CHIP payments from 2019 through 2021. In 2024 its political arms announced a $40 million election program. Same logo. Same side. Every cycle. Groups like PreBorn help moms without a dime of federal money. Funny how they never make your speeches. Quinn's Law Number Two: if you want to know what liberals are up to, watch what they accuse conservatives of doing. Now you. In 2025 your campaign spent over $550,000 on private jets, according to Fox News' review of your FEC filings. Asked about the jets, you said, "No apologies for that." Then you flew the country on a tour called "Fighting Oligarchy." That's a fox teaching the henhouse safety course. Your 2020 run and its allied groups pulled in more than $180 million by early March 2020. Big money is evil, apparently, right up until it lands in your account. So here's a bill, since you haven't passed one on this in 35 years. The One Person, One Jet Act. Any senator who whines about big money gets one private flight a year. After that it's Spirit Airlines, middle seat, and you pay for your carry-on. This is not a radical idea. It's just common sense. You don't want money out of politics, Bernie. You want THEIR money out and yours left in. You're all hat and no cattle. You've got miles to go before you reach mediocre, and you're flying private the whole way. Trying to reason with you is like trying to baptize a cat. If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. But you sure can blow $550,000 on jet fuel. But what do I know, I'm only a science teacher who knows the difference between a Supreme Court case and a bumper sticker. Why Is the Democratic Party the Only One That Sues to Stop an Audit? teapaw.org/BskiMike22802/status/2…
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This cat Mevis reminds me of Tom Dempsey with feet.
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I’m not sure most people realize that we are just one major flood event away from the Mississippi River permanently changing course in Louisiana. One that takes a new path to the Gulf, 120 miles west of its current delta. In this post, I present the growing geological and scientific evidence for this looming avulsion. This isn’t some conspiracy theory, but a well studied and well documented course correction that is way overdue. While the dynamics of such a geological shift have been building for a couple hundred years, we’ll start this story in 1927. It is then that Louisiana experienced one of the worst floods in its history, when the Mississippi River overflowed and inundated parts of Baton Rouge, New Orleans, and all the towns along its banks. This devastation prompted Congress to enact the Flood Control Act of 1928, and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (Corps) proceeded to build a much bigger and stronger levee system along the river all the way to the Gulf. The Mississippi River does not like to stay in one place for too long, and has been planning its escape from these levees ever since. Just waiting for the right time to exit its current predicament and embark on a permanent journey down… the Atchafalaya River. You see, the Mississippi River naturally changes course in Louisiana about every 800-1,200 years. In fact, southeast Louisiana is just one big alluvial valley of meandering deltas historically formed by this river. The process goes like this - Sediment slowly builds over time on the bed of the river. The river elevation rises above its surroundings. Eventually, the law of gravity wins and the river chases the lower gradient. A new river path is forged and a new delta is formed. The pattern repeats itself. This is called an avulsion and can happen over time or in a single night. So when was the last time the Mississippi River changed course? About 800 years ago. Not only is it due for another switch, but this avulsion process has now been accelerated by the construction of levees, as even more sediment stays confined within its banks. But it’s not just a calendar that suggests an avulsion is coming. There are at least 4 observable signals that the Mississippi River is ready, right now, to take the Atchafalaya route… 1) It already does flow down the Atchafalaya. Back around 1900, about 12% of its water flowed naturally into the Atchafalaya River via an old river cut that was opened in 1831. By 1950, the flow was up to 30% and increasing. The Mississippi River Commission conducted a study at this time and concluded that the Mississippi River would be permanently captured by the Atchafalaya River in about 25 years. In response to this alarming study, the Corps hired Hans Albert Einstein to help design what is known as the Old River Control Structure (ORCS) at this old river cut to try and manage the situation. When completed in 1963, Congress set the maximum flow rate down the Atchafalaya path at 30%, and has held that controlled level ever since. 2) From a geological standpoint, it’s already a done deal.  The path down the Atchafalaya River to the Gulf is about 174 miles shorter than the path the Mississippi River is currently on. The Atchafalaya is also 20 feet lower in elevation at the ORCS connection. Only this man-made structure complex is preventing what gravity would have done a long time ago- send the water down the shorter, steeper path. Thanks to the ORCS and levees, the Mississippi river is being forced down a path that no longer makes any geological sense. 3) The sediment tells us so. A team of LSU researchers have been measuring sediment build up in the Mississippi River for a few decades now and have learned that nearly 70% of the river’s sediment it carries never makes it all the way to the gulf.  That’s about 70 million tons of sand falling to the bottom of the riverbed every year. This is because the long, flat path the Mississippi River is on slows the current down, allowing the sediment time to settle. This problem compounds itself as the river floor elevation continually goes up and gets higher and higher than the surrounding land. To be more specific, these LSU researchers found that the Mississippi River floor just downstream of the ORCS has risen nearly 35 feet in the last 30 years. 4) The Atchafalaya River is ready for it. The Atachafalaya River has been doing the opposite of the Mississippi River. In the last 30 years this river has deepened by 12.5 feet and its banks have widened considerably. It’s long since captured all of the Red River’s waters from the Mississippi River and is now ready to fully handle and accept all of the Mississippi waters as well.  The only thing intervening - the man made Old River Control Structure. So how long can the ORCS hold the river from completely switching course? It nearly didn’t in 1973. Following excessive spring rains in the Midwest, the Mississippi River rose to near record levels and was moving more water through the 10 year-old structure than what it was designed to handle. An eddy formed on the back side of the structure and started pulling sand from under it. Parts of the ORCS began to collapse and a hole formed underneath it that was 300 feet wide and 60 feet deep. The situation unfolding was so catastrophic that the Corps of Engineers, using barges, dumped rocks into the hole for weeks starting on that day. The foundation was gone and the structure’s piers were the only thing preventing a total collapse. Miraculously the ORCS was able to keep standing through this event, though the situation was “touch and go for some months” according to the Corps District Engineer. Some historic accounts state that we were within hours of losing the Mississippi River to the Atchafalaya. To this day, the ORCS has not been fully restored from the 1973 flood. It was so compromised that the Corps instead built an auxiliary structure next to it to take pressure off it. The ORCS, still to this day, is rated to handle 15 feet less head of water than what it was rated for at the time of the 1973 flood. This was the Mississippi river’s test. Had it destroyed the ORCS in 1973, it would have permanently switched course down the Atchafalaya River. There is no way to reverse that much water at that elevation gradient. The Mississippi River as we know it through Baton Rouge would be reduced to nothing more than a small bayou. Saltwater from the gulf, no longer being held back by the river, would come up all the way to New Orleans. Studies show that the city’s drinking water would be toast in 2 weeks. Global shipping that use the river would be halted.  On the Atchafalaya side, Morgan City would be completely underwater, perhaps permanently. The economic cost of such an event is hard to comprehend, though the State of Louisiana has been studying such a scenario ever since the 1973 flood. Since then, the Corps has built a couple of contingencies at the ORCS to help thwart such an event from happening again. Aside from adding the auxiliary structure that we previously mentioned, a hydro power plant was also built in 1990 to take more pressure off of the old ORCS. These 3 man made structures at this vulnerable spot – the ORCS, auxiliary structure, and power plant- are all there is to stop the worst economic disaster in the U.S. history from happening. A spot known in the scientific community as the Achilles heel of our country. But here is the final twist… While all this focus and attention has been on the ORCS complex area, the Mississippi River may have it’s eyes set on making this jump somewhere else. It’s called the Widow Graham Bend and it’s a small section of levee about 13 miles upstream from the ORCS. This is the other door that is being overlooked (at least in the mainstream media). This Bend is a sharp turn in the river with a cross-valley slope that is 3 times greater than at the ORCS. The Mississippi River easily took out this section of levee in the 1927 flood.  Back then the river wasn’t ready to make the full jump like it is now, and the levee was reconstructed.  We haven’t had a flood of the 1927 magnitude since… If this story interests you, I encourage you to read or listen to “Beyond Control” by James Barnett.  The latest edition just came out in 2024. James goes into much more detail of the LSU research and the dynamics that are shaping this coming avulsion. He also makes a very compelling case for the switch happening at the Widow Graham Bend.  I find it all very fascinating. If you made it this far, thank you for reading. This was fun to write and I hope I made it worth your time 🙂
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In the original incarnation of this op-ed, the second graf led with this: "According to a recent U.S. Census Bureau estimate, we’ve got about 4.2 million people with Louisiana addresses. Only 2.9 million of them are registered to vote. What the other 1.3 million are thinking, I don’t know." Apparently, 8-900,000 of them are thinking they're under 18. Will Sutton failed to account for them while charging "voter suppression". --A thread--> nola.com/opinions/will_sutto… via @nolanews
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Here's what I emailed Mr. Sutton yesterday: "According to your link, the total population of Louisiana is estimated to be 4,618,000 and change at July 1, 2025. Of that, 22.7% is under the age of 18 and ineligible to vote. That leaves 3,570,000 of voting age. From that number, deduct 145,000 (the Census Bureau estimate of non-U.S. citizens), and the 30,000 incarcerated serving felony convictions. That leaves you with 3,395,000 eligible to vote. "As of October, 2,970,000 are registered (about 87.5% of the eligible population). Some 425,000 are unregistered, less than a third of your 1.3 million figure. "That's quite a healthy picture in my book, and far different from the one you paint." [2]
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I get it. Math is hard. It's especially hard when you have to shoehorn the facts into a narrative, in this case a narrative of disenfranchisement, oppression, and voter suppression which is largely nonexistent. Cleaning up the voting rolls of dead voters and those who have not voted in over 10 years constitutes election integrity, not voter suppression. <fin>
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Re: This Trey Jackson guy who’s running for Senate in Maine. I’m not sure his elevator goes all the way to the top floor, if you catch my drift.
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